| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1111 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #1073 | 5-ball | 2 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1973 | 8-ball | 2 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #546 | Heimandatz's heart | 3 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #290 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 12 |
| #139 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 19 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #252 | banana-frosted king cake | 11 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #282 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 22 |
| #33 | blue plastic baby | 11 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #97 | booty chest charrrm | 118 |
| #104 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #66 | brown plastic baby | 11 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #83 | cannonball charrrm | 134 |
| #459 | canteen of wine | 59 |
| #1435 | chaos butterfly | 6 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #103 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 99 |
| #457 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1311 | dollhive | 2 |
| #1317 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #1555 | eggnog | 6 |
| #674 | elven limbos gingerbread | 19 |
| #1274 | elven moonshine | 3 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #987 | giant pinky ring | 12 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #355 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 10 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #208 | grumpy old man charrrm | 17 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #397 | knuckle sandwich | 59 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1677 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #842 | nanite-infested eggnog | 6 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #353 | oozenog | 9 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #67 | pulled porquoise earring | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #809 | ring of aggravate monster | 3 |
| #168 | ring of cold resistance | 3 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #543 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 5 |
| #273 | ring of increase damage | 2 |
| #341 | rum barrel charrrm | 3 |
| #318 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #1393 | shiny ring | 12 |
| #289 | silver tongue charrrm | 21 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #41 | solid baconstone ring | 2 |
| #352 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2070 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 11 |
| #2974 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 15 |
| #2523 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 19 |
| #2293 | stuffed Meat | 8 |
| #451 | stuffed alien blob | 14 |
| #3752 | stuffed angry cow | 11 |
| #3531 | stuffed astral badger | 12 |
| #3089 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3462 | stuffed cocoabo | 12 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #4050 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #2799 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 17 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #3068 | stuffed hand turkey | 15 |
| #1649 | stuffed key | 15 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #3190 | stuffed mind flayer | 14 |
| #2497 | stuffed mink | 5 |
| #2556 | stuffed monocle | 5 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3231 | stuffed scary death orb | 14 |
| #2086 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 8 |
| #3044 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 15 |
| #2951 | stuffed snowy owl | 15 |
| #3591 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #1685 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 4 |
| #3038 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #1799 | stuffed teddy butler | 16 |
| #2086 | stuffed tin of caviar | 11 |
| #1699 | stuffed treasure chest | 14 |
| #2460 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 20 |
| #1547 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #143 | tarrrnish charrrm | 24 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1188 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #724 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 5 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #938 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 5 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #542 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #1496 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #570 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #488 | tip jar | 1 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1610 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #209 | twitching claw | 17 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |