| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #1144 | Angry Farmer candy | 25 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #159 | Cold Hots candy | 89 |
| #869 | Crimbo candied pecan | 8 |
| #942 | Crimbo fudge | 7 |
| #691 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 12 |
| #1326 | Crimboween memo | 7 |
| #1258 | Crimbuck | 357 |
| #331 | Daffy Taffy | 99 |
| #130 | Elvish delight | 2 |
| #875 | Ent cider | 3 |
| #461 | FDKOL hotcakes | 2 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #458 | Gummi-Gnauga | 4 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #52 | Lobos Mints | 14 |
| #140 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 80 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #577 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #495 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 4 |
| #634 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #160 | Pain Dip | 1 |
| #441 | Rock Pops | 121 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #125 | Senior Mints | 117 |
| #454 | Steal This Candy | 3 |
| #64 | Sugar Cog | 60 |
| #477 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 100 |
| #684 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #453 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 9 |
| #837 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #549 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 8 |
| #823 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #459 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 15 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #848 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #165 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #536 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 20 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #570 | Yummy Tummy bean | 352 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #401 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #933 | antique record album | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #246 | bazookafish bubble gum | 7 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #3305 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #230 | breath mint | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #902 | candied kobold | 2 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #240 | candy skeleton | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #551 | chocolate filthy lucre | 3 |
| #230 | chocolate pasta spoon | 1 |
| #27 | clockwork chef-head-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #96 | daub-breaker | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #410 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #380 | fudge lily | 12 |
| #1158 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #241 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #116 | honey stick | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #1829 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #211 | marzipan skull | 79 |
| #57 | pair of pearidot earrings | 2 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #503 | quantum taco | 16 |
| #1389 | roasted marshmallow | 3 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #41 | soul coin | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #1318 | string of green beads | 8 |
| #1715 | string of red beads | 4 |
| #139 | that gum you like | 9 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #1142 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1160 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 2 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #722 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 5 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #490 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 9 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #480 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 9 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #342 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 7 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 5 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #573 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 4 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2857 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #866 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 4 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #675 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 6 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #858 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 4 |
| #962 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 3 |
| #592 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 7 |
| #750 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 5 |
| #953 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 3 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #670 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 6 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 2 |
| #593 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 7 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #6155 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #750 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 5 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #860 | tiny plastic moneybee | 4 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #589 | tiny plastic peacannon | 4 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #2816 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #696 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 3 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6199 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #2894 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #684 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 3 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2700 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #1544 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #2081 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #1377 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |