| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #1144 | Angry Farmer candy | 25 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #159 | Cold Hots candy | 89 |
| #865 | Crimbo candied pecan | 8 |
| #941 | Crimbo fudge | 7 |
| #690 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 12 |
| #1328 | Crimboween memo | 7 |
| #1259 | Crimbuck | 357 |
| #330 | Daffy Taffy | 99 |
| #128 | Elvish delight | 2 |
| #874 | Ent cider | 3 |
| #460 | FDKOL hotcakes | 2 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #456 | Gummi-Gnauga | 4 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #52 | Lobos Mints | 14 |
| #140 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 80 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #495 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 4 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #157 | Pain Dip | 1 |
| #441 | Rock Pops | 121 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #124 | Senior Mints | 117 |
| #453 | Steal This Candy | 3 |
| #63 | Sugar Cog | 60 |
| #476 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 100 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 9 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #547 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 8 |
| #820 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #457 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 15 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #849 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #161 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #533 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 20 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #571 | Yummy Tummy bean | 352 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #398 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #245 | bazookafish bubble gum | 7 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #3302 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #231 | breath mint | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #901 | candied kobold | 2 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #241 | candy skeleton | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #551 | chocolate filthy lucre | 3 |
| #226 | chocolate pasta spoon | 1 |
| #27 | clockwork chef-head-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #96 | daub-breaker | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #379 | fudge lily | 12 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #196 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #243 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #115 | honey stick | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #211 | marzipan skull | 79 |
| #57 | pair of pearidot earrings | 2 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #502 | quantum taco | 16 |
| #1388 | roasted marshmallow | 3 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #41 | soul coin | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #1319 | string of green beads | 8 |
| #1716 | string of red beads | 4 |
| #138 | that gum you like | 9 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1104 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #719 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 5 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #488 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 9 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #476 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 9 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #340 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 7 |
| #760 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 5 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #568 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 4 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #864 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 4 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #674 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 6 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #854 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 4 |
| #958 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 3 |
| #590 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 7 |
| #750 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 5 |
| #950 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 3 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #667 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 6 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 2 |
| #589 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 7 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #746 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 5 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #855 | tiny plastic moneybee | 4 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic peacannon | 4 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #692 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 3 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #679 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 3 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #2083 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |