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| 🥈 | BGE shotglass | 1,609 |
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| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
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| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #74 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 5 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #313 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #396 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 3 |
| #135 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
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| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #559 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 12 |
| #357 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 4 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #72 | bottle of Crimbognac | 5 |
| #59 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 2 |
| #1047 | box of sunshine | 222 |
| #136 | brain preservation fluid | 1 |
| #43 | bubble-wrap simulator | 37 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #110 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #253 | corned-beef Reuben | 3 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #210 | cranberry schnapps | 3 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #638 | dark potion | 8 |
| #511 | elven limbos gingerbread | 27 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #654 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 10 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
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| #771 | fossilized limb | 1 |
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| 🥇 | fossilized spike | 3,930 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #714 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #699 | fossilized wing | 1 |
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| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #208 | jawbruiser | 11 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #418 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #500 | penguin focaccia bread | 29 |
| #396 | penguin thesaurus | 18 |
| #469 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| #368 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #44 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #542 | sandwich of the gods | 13 |
| #457 | shredded hellseal hide | 7 |
| #67 | slime stack | 1 |
| #279 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
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| #4843 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #761 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 60 |
| #2293 | stuffed Meat | 8 |
| #3023 | stuffed angry cow | 15 |
| #1579 | stuffed astral badger | 33 |
| #1757 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 30 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1647 | stuffed cocoabo | 30 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1821 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 28 |
| #1577 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 33 |
| #1132 | stuffed gray blob | 14 |
| #1016 | stuffed hand turkey | 49 |
| #1311 | stuffed key | 27 |
| #1458 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #2067 | stuffed mind flayer | 25 |
| #2067 | stuffed mink | 11 |
| #1680 | stuffed monocle | 19 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #1624 | stuffed scary death orb | 32 |
| #1658 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 31 |
| #1339 | stuffed snowy owl | 37 |
| #1461 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 36 |
| #1973 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #1787 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 28 |
| #1560 | stuffed teddy butler | 22 |
| #1848 | stuffed tin of caviar | 15 |
| #1292 | stuffed treasure chest | 28 |
| #1657 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 31 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 12 |
| #218 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 29 |
| #34 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 2 |
| #500 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 14 |
| #320 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 13 |
| #205 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 18 |
| #1225 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 6 |
| #452 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 10 |
| #938 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 5 |
| #1184 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 15 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #456 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 21 |
| #762 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 13 |
| #486 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 7 |
| #491 | tiny plastic Felonia | 9 |
| #723 | tiny plastic G Imp | 10 |
| #935 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 8 |
| #462 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 15 |
| #371 | tiny plastic Hellion | 18 |
| #662 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 11 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 6 |
| #720 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 10 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 7 |
| #513 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 14 |
| #584 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 12 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 12 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 6 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 17 |
| #535 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 13 |
| #569 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 8 |
| #911 | tiny plastic The Man | 5 |
| #833 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 9 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #501 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 14 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 8 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 39 |
| #471 | tiny plastic angry goat | 34 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #458 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 15 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #734 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 10 |
| #214 | tiny plastic astronomer | 30 |
| #945 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 19 |
| #1209 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 15 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
| #987 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 5 |
| #748 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 23 |
| #725 | tiny plastic blooper | 10 |
| #265 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 24 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 7 |
| #73 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 9 |
| #609 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 28 |
| #1046 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 17 |
| #1177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
| #652 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 11 |
| #810 | tiny plastic demoninja | 9 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 5 |
| #507 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 14 |
| #72 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 10 |
| #608 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 12 |
| #734 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 10 |
| #607 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 12 |
| #501 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 14 |
| #931 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 19 |
| #798 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 22 |
| #784 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 22 |
| #463 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 15 |
| #605 | tiny plastic goth giant | 12 |
| #675 | tiny plastic grue | 25 |
| #528 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 13 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #1212 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 15 |
| #1182 | tiny plastic killer bee | 15 |
| #602 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 12 |
| #564 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 29 |
| #534 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 31 |
| #908 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 8 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic mosquito | 16 |
| #153 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 6 |
| #699 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 11 |
| #828 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 6 |
| #786 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 22 |
| #827 | tiny plastic sauceror | 6 |
| #690 | tiny plastic scary clown | 11 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #479 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 14 |
| #1471 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #1717 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #932 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 19 |
| #965 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 8 |
| #892 | tiny plastic stab bat | 20 |
| #1513 | tiny plastic star starfish | 12 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #1148 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 8 |
| #595 | tiny plastic taco cat | 12 |
| #1723 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #633 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 8 |
| #471 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 15 |
| #487 | tiny plastic warwelf | 14 |
| #635 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 11 |
| #388 | tiny plastic zmobie | 17 |
| #323 | tomato juice of powerful power | 3 |
| #598 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #481 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #18 | urinal cake | 10,000 |
| #215 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 8 |
| #193 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 100 |
| #565 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| #654 | wad of cotton | 3 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #150 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #43 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |