| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #509 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 4 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1167 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #1640 | Boss Bat britches | 5 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1364 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2159 | Crimbuck | 23 |
| #2453 | Crown of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #508 | Dolphin King's crown | 9 |
| #428 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 8 |
| #1257 | Drowsy Sword | 9 |
| #269 | Elmley shades | 3 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #468 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 3 |
| #459 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 3 |
| #246 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 2 |
| #1905 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 9 |
| #517 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 2 |
| #378 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #113 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 6 |
| #253 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #3937 | badass belt | 9 |
| #329 | batskin belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #167 | blackberry combat boots | 2 |
| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1090 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #319 | chintzy saucepan earring | 2 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1036 | dead guy's watch | 2 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #1253 | drywall axe | 5 |
| #44 | duct tape dockers | 2 |
| #388 | effluvious emerald | 2 |
| #1635 | fancy chocolate car | 5 |
| #107 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #1073 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #1169 | giant discarded plastic fork | 6 |
| #1118 | giant pinky ring | 10 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #443 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #596 | lucky rabbit's foot | 11 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #1518 | obsidian dagger | 9 |
| #1490 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #863 | pail | 9 |
| #393 | pants of the Slug Lord | 10 |
| #1536 | passable elf mask | 2 |
| #200 | pat-a-cake pendant | 6 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #632 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 4 |
| #595 | rusty chain necklace | 3 |
| #1444 | shiny ring | 11 |
| #79 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #303 | spark plug earring | 3 |
| #2042 | spectre scepter | 9 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1173 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3970 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #310 | unearthly onyx | 2 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |