| #2354 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #509 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 4 |
| #523 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1166 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #1647 | Boss Bat britches | 5 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1365 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2165 | Crimbuck | 23 |
| #2458 | Crown of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #508 | Dolphin King's crown | 9 |
| #428 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 8 |
| #1258 | Drowsy Sword | 9 |
| #269 | Elmley shades | 3 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #471 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 3 |
| #460 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 3 |
| #246 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 2 |
| #1910 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 9 |
| #518 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 2 |
| #380 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #115 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 6 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #3937 | badass belt | 9 |
| #333 | batskin belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #168 | blackberry combat boots | 2 |
| #221 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1089 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #321 | chintzy saucepan earring | 2 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1037 | dead guy's watch | 2 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #1254 | drywall axe | 5 |
| #43 | duct tape dockers | 2 |
| #388 | effluvious emerald | 2 |
| #1636 | fancy chocolate car | 5 |
| #106 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #589 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #1077 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #1168 | giant discarded plastic fork | 6 |
| #1121 | giant pinky ring | 10 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #1919 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #445 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #598 | lucky rabbit's foot | 11 |
| #107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #601 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #1125 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #1515 | obsidian dagger | 9 |
| #1490 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #866 | pail | 9 |
| #394 | pants of the Slug Lord | 10 |
| #1536 | passable elf mask | 2 |
| #200 | pat-a-cake pendant | 6 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #2127 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #367 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1130 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #632 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 4 |
| #597 | rusty chain necklace | 3 |
| #1445 | shiny ring | 11 |
| #78 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #303 | spark plug earring | 3 |
| #2050 | spectre scepter | 9 |
| #1281 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #790 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2164 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #6199 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #313 | unearthly onyx | 2 |
| #1822 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #266 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |