| #1569 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #182 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 12 |
| #168 | Bonerdagon necklace | 55 |
| #242 | Boss Bat britches | 55 |
| #959 | Cloaca grenade | 10 |
| #1157 | Cloaca-Cola | 8 |
| #815 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 3 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #177 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 35 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2022 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #372 | Crown of the Goblin King | 65 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1139 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #1107 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #1057 | Dyspepsi grenade | 7 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #478 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #1288 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #844 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 17 |
| #195 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 11 |
| #129 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 8 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #2089 | Valentine | 2 |
| #625 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 5 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #318 | badass belt | 125 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #524 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1125 | black paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1464 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1103 | blood flower | 3 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #4675 | box of sunshine | 9 |
| #2707 | brick | 1 |
| #43 | broken cellular phone | 162 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #871 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 7 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #9 | comfy blanket | 2 |
| #72 | dried face | 89 |
| #1296 | easter egg balloon | 19 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1079 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #664 | giant discarded plastic fork | 14 |
| #965 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 3 |
| #1727 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #587 | green beer | 20 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1171 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #226 | lucky rabbit's foot | 26 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #13 | meat cowboy hat | 109 |
| #696 | obsidian dagger | 26 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #1040 | pail | 6 |
| #935 | pants of the Slug Lord | 3 |
| #71 | plexiglass pants | 3 |
| #37 | plexiglass pendant | 5 |
| #18 | plexiglass pikestaff | 11 |
| #31 | plexiglass pinky ring | 6 |
| #66 | plexiglass pith helmet | 4 |
| #64 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 3 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #592 | puce striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #23 | rat scrapple | 23 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #263 | silver shrimp fork | 8 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #18 | spooky scarecrow | 88 |
| #406 | stainless steel scarf | 8 |
| #760 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #262 | stainless steel skullcap | 10 |
| #319 | stainless steel slacks | 10 |
| #208 | stainless steel solitaire | 11 |
| #504 | stainless steel suspenders | 8 |
| #1377 | string of blue beads | 7 |
| #1869 | string of green beads | 3 |
| #1283 | string of red beads | 8 |
| #2855 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 16 |
| #1504 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 34 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #2630 | stuffed angry cow | 18 |
| #2443 | stuffed astral badger | 20 |
| #2514 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 20 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1699 | stuffed cocoabo | 29 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2111 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 24 |
| #2043 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 25 |
| #2574 | stuffed hand turkey | 19 |
| #2672 | stuffed mind flayer | 18 |
| #2214 | stuffed scary death orb | 23 |
| #2279 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 22 |
| #1717 | stuffed snowy owl | 29 |
| #2015 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 25 |
| #2255 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 22 |
| #1975 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 26 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2514 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2031 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 9 |
| #2245 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 8 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #2832 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2534 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #3327 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #6155 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2256 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 8 |
| #3266 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2501 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #3312 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #1799 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2272 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 8 |
| #2236 | tiny plastic stab bat | 8 |
| #4891 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |