| #1566 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #182 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 12 |
| #169 | Bonerdagon necklace | 55 |
| #241 | Boss Bat britches | 55 |
| #955 | Cloaca grenade | 10 |
| #1156 | Cloaca-Cola | 8 |
| #814 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 3 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #178 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 35 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #9 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2023 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #371 | Crown of the Goblin King | 65 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1141 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #1107 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #1054 | Dyspepsi grenade | 7 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #479 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #1284 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #843 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 17 |
| #194 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 11 |
| #127 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 8 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #2087 | Valentine | 2 |
| #622 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 5 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #316 | badass belt | 125 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1124 | black paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1462 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1101 | blood flower | 3 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #4672 | box of sunshine | 9 |
| #2704 | brick | 1 |
| #43 | broken cellular phone | 162 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #871 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 7 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #9 | comfy blanket | 2 |
| #72 | dried face | 89 |
| #1297 | easter egg balloon | 19 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1074 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #661 | giant discarded plastic fork | 14 |
| #966 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 3 |
| #1726 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #587 | green beer | 20 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1169 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #225 | lucky rabbit's foot | 26 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #13 | meat cowboy hat | 109 |
| #699 | obsidian dagger | 26 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1822 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #1038 | pail | 6 |
| #935 | pants of the Slug Lord | 3 |
| #71 | plexiglass pants | 3 |
| #36 | plexiglass pendant | 5 |
| #18 | plexiglass pikestaff | 11 |
| #31 | plexiglass pinky ring | 6 |
| #66 | plexiglass pith helmet | 4 |
| #64 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 3 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #591 | puce striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #22 | rat scrapple | 23 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1840 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #263 | silver shrimp fork | 8 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #18 | spooky scarecrow | 88 |
| #406 | stainless steel scarf | 8 |
| #760 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #261 | stainless steel skullcap | 10 |
| #319 | stainless steel slacks | 10 |
| #209 | stainless steel solitaire | 11 |
| #506 | stainless steel suspenders | 8 |
| #1377 | string of blue beads | 7 |
| #1868 | string of green beads | 3 |
| #1283 | string of red beads | 8 |
| #2840 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 16 |
| #1501 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 34 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #2621 | stuffed angry cow | 18 |
| #2436 | stuffed astral badger | 20 |
| #2504 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 20 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1694 | stuffed cocoabo | 29 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2102 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 24 |
| #2036 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 25 |
| #2567 | stuffed hand turkey | 19 |
| #2660 | stuffed mind flayer | 18 |
| #2206 | stuffed scary death orb | 23 |
| #2270 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 22 |
| #1713 | stuffed snowy owl | 29 |
| #2011 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 25 |
| #2247 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 22 |
| #1970 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 26 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2506 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4855 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2025 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 9 |
| #2237 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 8 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2523 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #3318 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #6143 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2252 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 8 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2497 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #6150 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #2854 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2267 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 8 |
| #2233 | tiny plastic stab bat | 8 |
| #4881 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |