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| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #190 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 3 |
| #102 | C.H.U.M. chum | 18 |
| #310 | C.H.U.M. knife | 3 |
| #82 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 2 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #668 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 3 |
| #604 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 4 |
| #627 | Knob Goblin perfume | 2 |
| #3361 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #202 | M-242 | 80 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #659 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #6538 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1348 | barrrnacle | 5 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #852 | big red clown nose | 2 |
| #1014 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #296 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 19 |
| #5246 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #372 | brick of sand | 2 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #233 | buoybottoms | 3 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #893 | cocoa egg | 4 |
| #623 | cold ninja mask | 2 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #313 | decaying goldfish liver | 15 |
| #123 | delicious salad | 328 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #196 | divine blowout | 105 |
| #190 | divine can of silly string | 131 |
| #407 | divine champagne flute | 9 |
| #246 | divine champagne popper | 19 |
| #194 | divine cracker | 43 |
| #184 | divine noisemaker | 143 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1110 | duct tape | 17 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #291 | dusty eighth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #197 | dusty left fourth rib | 2 |
| #303 | dusty left third rear claw | 1 |
| #310 | dusty right eighth rib | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right second front claw | 1 |
| #305 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #290 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #907 | eyepatch | 2 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #136 | foam noodle | 10 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #323 | freezin' bindle | 2 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #604 | frozen banquet | 2 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #482 | gator skin | 6 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #62 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #182 | inflatable duck | 10 |
| #908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #690 | ninja hot pants | 2 |
| #2847 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #1260 | robotronic egg | 16 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #184 | snake | 80 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #187 | sparkler | 80 |
| #2994 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #111 | spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #5208 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #5813 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #7027 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6180 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #5808 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7025 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7024 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #5346 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #3036 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #7841 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4742 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #769 | swashbuckling pants | 2 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #6199 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #722 | toast | 1,079 |
| #618 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #133 | water wings | 10 |
| #590 | wreath of laurels | 1 |