Nerdzord

RankItemQuantity
#27Ax of L'rose1
#1504Bulky Buddy Box1
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#88Choker of the Ultragoth1
#1487Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#208Corpse Island iced tea25
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#92Earring of Fire1
#47Fantasma en la Máquina100
#61Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace1
#95Ice-Cold Beer Ring1
#56Ice-Cold Beerring1
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#997Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#34La Fantasma y La Oscuridad116
#83McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade44
#314Microplushie: Bropane36
#226Microplushie: Dorkonide18
#318Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid15
#273Microplushie: Fauxnerditide9
#304Microplushie: Gothochondria29
#322Microplushie: Hippylase39
#254Microplushie: Hipsterine5
#272Microplushie: Hobomosome24
#300Microplushie: Otakulone46
#335Microplushie: Raverdrine21
#308Microplushie: Sororitrate32
#346Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#111Mr. Haggis27
#72Mudflap-Girl Earring1
#66Mudflap-Girl Necklace1
#85Mudflap-Girl Ring1
#86Nose Ring of Putrescence1
#253Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster14
#66Pendant of Fire1
#63Putrid Pendant1
#100Ring of Fire1
#100Ring of the Sewer Snake1
#34Rompedores de Fantasmas111
#532Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro16
#460Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita23
#689Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco6
#102The Ring1
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
🥈Underworld acorn1
🥈Underworld trunk1
#72Unspeakable Earring1
#472Wolfman Nardz1
#285alien drugs1
#223alien force field disruptor bean1
#108alien protein powder1
#202alien source code printout1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#272ant hoe1
#254ant pick1
#254ant pitchfork1
#285ant rake1
#260ant sickle1
#887antique greaves1
#899antique helmet1
#906antique shield1
#949antique spear1
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#1663battered Crimbo Crate1
#232beholed bedsheet4
#694black greaves1
#695black helmet1
#667black shield1
#349black spot2
#727black sword1
#269blackberry combat boots1
#143blackberry galoshes1
#221blackberry moccasins1
#226blackberry slippers1
#3305blob-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#980borg sock monkey1
#3072box of sunshine27
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#1630buckyball1
#26buffed alien drugs1
#1102bugbear beanie1
#1109bugbear bungguard1
#228burrowgrub hive1
#595can of Binarrrca15
#498can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce18
#601candied yams15
#1749canteen of wine1
#1344cheap elven gloves1
#581chocolate-covered scarab beetle1
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#68clockwork crossbow1
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#304club necklace20
#468corpse on the beach11
#305corpsedriver16
#581corpsetini9
#920cyborg doll1
#1826cyborg stompin' boot1
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#1153designer handbag1
#882diamond necklace8
#1607dollhive1
#80double-ice box1
#104double-ice britches1
#171double-ice cap1
#1576dusty Crimbo crate1
#1813elven limbos gingerbread1
#1586elven moonshine1
#1396elven socks1
#193elven whittling knife1
#202enchanted leopard-print barbell14
#377fancy canapés1
#1427festive holiday hat1
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#398giant glass of brandy1
#2812gingerbread mutant bugbear1
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#79gnauga hide kilt1
#102gnauga hide vest1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#2776golden ring1
#90government1
#263government cheese1
#183government-issued night-vision goggles1
#1386gray bow tie1
#54grilled cheese sandwich1
#91haggis socks47
#80haggis-infused soap99
#87haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis52
#928heart necklace8
#911herbal stuffing8
#2350immense cyborg hand1
#691invisible bag1
#2794irradiated candy cane1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#2542killing feather1
#1515knuckle sandwich1
#3057laser-broiled pear1
#110loaf of alien bread1
#247makeshift cape1
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#575marionette collective1
#145miniature antlers1
#2029monomolecular yo-yo1
#491mulled cider1
#740mummy costume6
#1680mylar scout drone1
#3705nanite-infested candy cane1
#3220nanite-infested eggnog1
#3326nanite-infested fruitcake1
#3424nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear1
#2436oozenog1
#1955oversized fish scaler1
#275pack of KWE trading card11
#189pair of government shades1
#320pair of ragged claws1
#189palm-frond capris1
#239palm-frond cloak1
#214palm-frond whip1
#363parasitic claw1
#228parasitic headgnawer1
#234parasitic strangleworm1
#191parasitic tentacles1
#1303patent leather shoes1
#1465penguin thesaurus1
#332phish stick3
#288pixel hat1
#162pixel pants1
#211pixel sword1
#2126polyalloy shield1
#321psycho sweater1
#1512pulsing flesh1
#742pumpkinhead mask7
#20ramekin of space nuts1
#1652rigid carapace1
#1965robotronic egg1
#140rocket fuel1
#2678rogue swarmer1
#287rubber WWBD? bracelet21
#408rubber WWJD? bracelet17
#368rubber WWSPD? bracelet18
#502rubber WWtNSD? bracelet14
#310sandwich of the gods14
#2589sawblade fragment1
#253single-serving herbal stuffing1
#34space bar1
#224space beast fur1
#15space beast fur hat1
#15space beast fur pants1
#20space beast fur whip1
#23space heater1
#39space invader1
#232space junk1
#26space needle1
#139space port1
#504spade necklace13
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#62stealth bomber1
#1681stuffed Baron von Ratsworth18
#655stuffed Cheshire bitten68
#463stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech87
#1470stuffed Meat25
#3558stuffed angry cow12
#527stuffed astral badger84
#404stuffed baby gravy fairy101
#1425stuffed cocoabo35
#1877stuffed crazy bastard sword1
#763stuffed flaming gravy fairy63
#782stuffed frozen gravy fairy62
#2981stuffed gray blob1
#616stuffed hand turkey74
#1216stuffed key31
#583stuffed mind flayer78
#1699stuffed mink18
#1721stuffed monocle18
#568stuffed scary death orb80
#1193stuffed sleazy gravy fairy42
#685stuffed snowy owl66
#1576stuffed spooky gravy fairy33
#1163stuffed stinky gravy fairy43
#1606stuffed teddy butler21
#1764stuffed tin of caviar17
#1149stuffed treasure chest35
#1404stuffed undead elbow macaroni37
#555stuffed yo-yo1
#1712sturdy Crimbo crate1
#1964teddy borg1
#360thermos of brew1
#3991tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3936tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3116tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3178tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3945tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3179tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3080tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#8195tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#3125tiny plastic Felonia1
#3834tiny plastic G Imp1
#3957tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3878tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3913tiny plastic Hellion1
#3885tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3075tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3960tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3874tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3915tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3898tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#3864tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3873tiny plastic Protagonist1
#3908tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3894tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3065tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3068tiny plastic The Man1
#3929tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#3858tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4544tiny plastic accordion thief1
#4025tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8216tiny plastic angry goat1
#3943tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3978tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3981tiny plastic astronomer1
#8256tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8131tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3966tiny plastic beanbat1
#1349tiny plastic beebee queue1
#8179tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3926tiny plastic blooper1
#3958tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3911tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#1345tiny plastic buzzerker1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8101tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8224tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3179tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3914tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3939tiny plastic demoninja1
#3879tiny plastic drunk goat1
#1017tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#3847tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3912tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3924tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3927tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8155tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8193tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#3904tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#3863tiny plastic goth giant1
#8064tiny plastic grue1
#3897tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4599tiny plastic hermit1
#8132tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8073tiny plastic killer bee1
#3893tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8203tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8105tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3842tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#8118tiny plastic mosquito1
#1037tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3998tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#8102tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#3895tiny plastic scary clown1
#3852tiny plastic senile lihc1
#3954tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3839tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8228tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3939tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8163tiny plastic stab bat1
#8142tiny plastic star starfish1
#979tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#3864tiny plastic taco cat1
#3863tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4484tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3844tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3875tiny plastic warwelf1
#3854tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3850tiny plastic zmobie1
#578tofurkey gravy15
#599tofurkey leg14
#900toy deathbot1
#921toy maglev monorail1
#1649twitching claw1
#25twitching space egg1
#2813unstable laser battery1
#2588vibrating cyborg knife1
#2757vitachoconutriment capsule1
#291witch hat3
#590wolfman mask10

Wow, that's 2,719 items total!

what items are this player missing?