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| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #176 | CRIMBCO scrip | 2,260 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #997 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1958 | Crimbuck | 46 |
| #303 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #11 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #241 | bacon bath ball | 4 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #355 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #1037 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 8 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #182 | festive sausage | 14 |
| #143 | floaty pebbles | 3 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1203 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1501 | handful of confetti | 25 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #304 | hellseal claw | 79 |
| #280 | hellseal whisker | 72 |
| #70 | holiday cheese log | 32 |
| #237 | incense bath ball | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #144 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #100 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #242 | smoked potsherd | 2 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |