| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #39 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #176 | CRIMBCO scrip | 2,260 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1959 | Crimbuck | 46 |
| #304 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #10 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #239 | bacon bath ball | 4 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #353 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #1037 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 8 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #182 | festive sausage | 14 |
| #143 | floaty pebbles | 3 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1206 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1509 | handful of confetti | 25 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #306 | hellseal claw | 79 |
| #281 | hellseal whisker | 72 |
| #69 | holiday cheese log | 32 |
| #237 | incense bath ball | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1423 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #1339 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #142 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #98 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #90 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #100 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
| #298 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #241 | smoked potsherd | 2 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6155 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #6200 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #1353 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |