| #307 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 3 |
| #211 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 31 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #80 | Crimbo pie | 51 |
| #167 | Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #176 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 31 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #205 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 4 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #1489 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 3 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #410 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #252 | The Art of Slapfighting | 4 |
| #156 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 9 |
| #151 | The Necbronomicon | 2 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #119 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #295 | Uncle Romulus | 4 |
| #651 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #22 | archaeologing shovel | 4 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #114 | bath ball gift set | 36 |
| #993 | battered Crimbo Crate | 6 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #41 | bone aperitif | 11 |
| #53 | bone meal | 10 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #152 | breaded beer | 4 |
| #188 | buckyball | 30 |
| #484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #462 | candy knuckles | 5 |
| #146 | canteen of wine | 139 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #131 | cranberry schnapps | 4 |
| #736 | delicious salad | 41 |
| #117 | deluxe fax machine | 3 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #877 | dollhive | 6 |
| #713 | dusty Crimbo crate | 13 |
| #208 | elven limbos gingerbread | 60 |
| #154 | elven cellocello | 55 |
| #220 | elven moonshine | 53 |
| #854 | elven socks | 4 |
| #183 | elven suicide capsule | 48 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #406 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #648 | festive holiday hat | 6 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #42 | flyest of shirts | 2 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #152 | gingerbread house | 4 |
| #2420 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #590 | golden ring | 41 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #188 | herringcello | 46 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #292 | jawbruiser | 8 |
| #478 | laser-broiled pear | 18 |
| #161 | licorice garrote | 11 |
| #490 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #145 | marshmallow flambé | 4 |
| #90 | motivational poster | 36 |
| #1040 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
| #350 | paperclip | 130 |
| #325 | patent leather shoes | 21 |
| #156 | penguin focaccia bread | 50 |
| #226 | penguin thesaurus | 31 |
| #178 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #655 | polyalloy shield | 6 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #734 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
| #485 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #806 | rigid carapace | 6 |
| #599 | robotronic egg | 47 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #705 | sawblade fragment | 59 |
| #207 | soy cordial | 3 |
| #251 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #161 | string of Crimbo lights | 4 |
| #708 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 18 |
| #104 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #1248 | tiny plastic G Imp | 6 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #1054 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 7 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 7 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #1445 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 5 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 6 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2213 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic demoninja | 7 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #3319 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #2521 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1233 | tiny plastic goth giant | 6 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #1421 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #2518 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1823 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 10 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1462 | tiny plastic scary clown | 5 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1448 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #1471 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #1043 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 7 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #2233 | tiny plastic stab bat | 8 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic taco cat | 6 |
| #1723 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1479 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #334 | toy deathbot | 3 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #301 | twitching claw | 13 |
| #144 | unstable DNA | 349 |
| #804 | unstable laser battery | 51 |
| #444 | vibrating cyborg knife | 11 |
| #14 | witch hat | 32 |