| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #831 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #249 | C.H.U.M. knife | 4 |
| #568 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 4 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #120 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 3 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #436 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 4 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #478 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| #1313 | ball | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #302 | booty chest charrrm | 20 |
| #53 | brown plastic baby | 14 |
| #1271 | buckyball | 2 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #303 | cannonball charrrm | 19 |
| #289 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 21 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #173 | delicious salad | 275 |
| #889 | doll house | 4 |
| #952 | dollhive | 5 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #885 | fancy dress ball | 11 |
| #135 | foam noodle | 10 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #133 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 2 |
| #617 | gyroscope | 4 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #181 | inflatable duck | 10 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #192 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #53 | marshmallow | 2,000 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #1490 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #861 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| 🥈 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1,628 |
| #6 | propeller beanie | 10 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #908 | pulsing flesh | 4 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #130 | red plastic baby | 4 |
| #806 | rigid carapace | 6 |
| #335 | roasted marshmallow | 100 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #190 | shiny butcherknife | 6 |
| #74 | shiny hood ornament | 21 |
| #1773 | shiny ring | 7 |
| #280 | silver tongue charrrm | 23 |
| #130 | skeleton bone | 540 |
| #215 | strange shiny disc | 25 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1375 | teddy borg | 3 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #853 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 9 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 4 |
| #15 | tiny plastic The Man | 300 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #241 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 4 |
| #257 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 4 |
| #263 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 4 |
| #229 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 4 |
| #5 | tomato juice of powerful power | 7,229 |
| #368 | top | 12 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #2301 | tree-eating kite | 4 |
| #301 | twitching claw | 13 |
| #731 | unstable DNA | 64 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2536 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 3 |
| #132 | water wings | 10 |
| #111 | witty rapier | 67 |
| #129 | yohohoyo | 28 |