| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
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| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #290 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #747 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #586 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #738 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #428 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #979 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #496 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #673 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #724 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #153 | Hell broth | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #109 | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | 1 |
| #675 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #1866 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #393 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
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| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #578 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #745 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
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| #129 | Knob shroomkabob | 1 |
| #1017 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #968 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #400 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #507 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #610 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #777 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #937 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #699 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1110 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #505 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #561 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #512 | Typical Tavern swill | 3 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #819 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #658 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #249 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
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| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
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| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #630 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #304 | balloon helmet | 1 |
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| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #902 | baseball | 1 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
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| #214 | bat wing kabob | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #1174 | batgut | 1 |
| #681 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #800 | bilge wine | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #668 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #578 | black pepper | 1 |
| #1045 | black pixel | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #893 | blackberry | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1228 | blue pixel | 1 |
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| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #622 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
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| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
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| #436 | brick of sand | 1 |
| #1272 | broken skull | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #542 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #680 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #615 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #540 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #353 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #209 | can of black paint | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #637 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #609 | cardboard ore | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1031 | cast | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #820 | catgut | 1 |
| #687 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #417 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #272 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #443 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #966 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #818 | clown skin | 1 |
| #238 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #648 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #222 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #1465 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #216 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #538 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #454 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #431 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #961 | dark potion | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #466 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #1265 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1095 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1470 | disassembled clover | 2 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1024 | disease | 1 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #679 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #783 | dried face | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #1129 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #551 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #1039 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1061 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1028 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1059 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1013 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #228 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #946 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #667 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #539 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #405 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #225 | eyedrops of the ermine | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #530 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #847 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #136 | fancy schmancy cheese sauce | 1 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #506 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #879 | fine wine | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #608 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #906 | flaregun | 1 |
| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #265 | foon | 1 |
| #364 | forest tears | 1 |
| #776 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #1091 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #810 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #985 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #1351 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #555 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #388 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #627 | gloomy black mushroom | 5 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1107 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #132 | gnatloaf casserole | 1 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #144 | gnatwing earring | 1 |
| #771 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #790 | gnoll teeth | 1 |
| #218 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #823 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #772 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #829 | grapes | 1 |
| #425 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #1107 | green pixel | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #390 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #900 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #628 | handful of sawdust | 1 |
| #604 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #324 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #1192 | heavy D | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #129 | heavy necklace chain | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #372 | henna tattoo | 1 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #316 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #458 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #685 | hot date | 1 |
| #1000 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #615 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #559 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #184 | ketchup | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #280 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #455 | leaflet | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #743 | leathery bat skin | 1 |
| #795 | leathery cat skin | 1 |
| #587 | leathery rat skin | 1 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #362 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #210 | libation of liveliness | 1 |
| #1010 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #623 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #895 | lime | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1023 | line | 1 |
| #865 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #140 | long pork chop sandwiches | 1 |
| #932 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #911 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #218 | oil of expertise | 1 |
| #231 | oil of slipperiness | 1 |
| #216 | oil of stability | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #255 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #794 | olive | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #940 | orange | 1 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #409 | ovoid leather thing | 1 |
| #159 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #741 | palm frond | 1 |
| #120 | palm-frond net | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #244 | pants kit | 1 |
| #445 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #985 | papaya | 1 |
| #527 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #617 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #535 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #171 | papotion of papower | 1 |
| #587 | party hat | 2 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #254 | peach | 1 |
| #224 | peach pie | 1 |
| #236 | pear | 1 |
| #190 | pear tart | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #148 | perfume of prejudice | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #1172 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1144 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #322 | pie crust | 1 |
| #727 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #590 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #265 | plum | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #234 | potion of potency | 1 |
| #490 | powdered organs | 1 |
| #207 | pr0n cocktail | 1 |
| #1168 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1189 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #215 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #485 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #444 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #555 | ram horns | 1 |
| #455 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #137 | rat scrapple | 1 |
| #509 | ratgut | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #960 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #794 | red pixel | 1 |
| #659 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #209 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #771 | reodorant | 1 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #822 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #855 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #349 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #325 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #98 | sauce of the ages | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #683 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #190 | scrumdiddlyumptious solution | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #387 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 1 |
| #411 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #311 | shaving cream | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #771 | shingle | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #746 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #721 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #789 | skewer | 1 |
| #180 | skewered cat appendix | 1 |
| #1016 | smart skull | 1 |
| #941 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #102 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #796 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #1159 | spider web | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1156 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #1066 | spring | 1 |
| #1059 | sprocket | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #999 | star | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #918 | star chart | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #337 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #576 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #323 | stone baseball cap | 1 |
| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #887 | strawberry | 1 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #320 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #528 | stunt nuts | 1 |
| #565 | styrofoam ore | 1 |
| #1225 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #1297 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #730 | tambourine bells | 1 |
| #773 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #601 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #296 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 2 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #896 | tires | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #545 | tofu casserole | 1 |
| #160 | tofurkey nugget | 1 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
| #443 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #498 | true grit | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #680 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #695 | unidentified jerky | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #1908 | useless powder | 1 |
| #2412 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #643 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1101 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #508 | war tongs | 1 |
| #937 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #739 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #962 | white chocolate chips | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #1023 | white pixel | 1 |
| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #582 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #363 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #1047 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |