Zavulon

RankItemQuantity
#24"meat" stick301
#1425-hour acrimony1
#28Adventurer bobblehead6
#53Ancient Protector Soda12
#156Barney's rake1
#223Benetton's Medley of Diversity1
🥇Bloodbath1
#70CSA scoutmaster's "water"213
#13Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball1
#2182Crimbuck22
#22Game Grid token1,515
🥇Ginsu™1
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#25Hundred Headed IPA13
#63LOLmec statuette1
#2366Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster1
#881Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#774Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#592Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#810Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#774Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#797Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#880Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#565Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#778Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#891Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#263Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth3
#899Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#897Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#866Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#700Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth2
#254Professor What T-Shirt1
#33Russian Ice21
#44Sogg-Os10
🥈Sword of Procedural Generation1
#138The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder1
#1038The Mariachi's guitar case1
#6The Sword in the Steak3
🥇Thinknerd T-Shirt1
#76Thriller Ice1
#132Thwaitgold cockroach statuette5
#1441Thwaitgold maggot statuette2
#263Thwaitgold nit statuette1
#340Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette12
#20Ultimate Mind Destroyer7
#47VYKEA meatballs2
#23Wet Russian13
#53accidental mutton1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
#496antique packet of ketchup1
🥇battoo kit1
#145beautiful rainbow2
#82beery blood1
#138blank diary1
#75blood sausage1
#31breakfast miracle11
#44chaos popcorn13
#85commemorative war stein1,087
#6cotton candy bale542
#26cotton candy pillow96
#128decent brain63
#9deviled egg281
#43dumb mud9
#442enchanted barbell2
#1417enchanted leopard-print barbell3
#255especially salty dog1
#26fish juice box97
#605frozen banquet2
#33ghost pepper5
#193giant heirloom grape tomato1
#58glass of herbal tequila51
#69goblin water10
#13gold tooth38
#111good brain434
#25green eggnog10
#20green hamhock11
#5grim fairy tale1,000
#984guy made of bee pollen1
#47headless sparrow59
#19karma shawarma44
#64liquid ice11
#53mangled squirrel57
#64rat carcass39
#62replica bat-oomerang8
#1272sandwich of the gods4
#62shot of mescal52
#778spectral pickle9
#644stalk of asparagus4
#45still-beating spleen12
#57stinkwater1
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#938tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer1
#301tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory6
#261tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer7
#612tiny die-cast Don Crimbo1
#248tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer7
#602tiny die-cast Father Crimbo1
#633tiny die-cast Father Crimborg1
#304tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer6
#161tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer9
#613tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg1
#496tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer4
#241tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer7
#565tiny die-cast Swiss hen1
#591tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo1
#153tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign9
#303tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer6
#563tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg1
#593tiny die-cast blade a-spinning1
#336tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree2
#196tiny die-cast factory worker elf8
#312tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf6
#554tiny die-cast golden ring1
#569tiny die-cast goose a-laying1
#550tiny die-cast killing bird1
#316tiny die-cast middle-management elf6
#402tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf5
#581tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg1
#116tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf10
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#567tiny die-cast turtle mech1
#1143tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear2
#3116tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#891tiny plastic Beebee King2
#3178tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#385tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#3945tiny plastic Black Knight1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#1111tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter2
#8195tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#884tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel2
#4313tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#88tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva1
#101tiny plastic Crimbomega1
#87tiny plastic Crimborgatron1
#101tiny plastic Crimbot1
#826tiny plastic Duke Starkiller1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#175tiny plastic GORM-81
#88tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej1
#799tiny plastic Gary Claybender1
#2792tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester2
#1358tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist1
#169tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#3961tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3898tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#77tiny plastic Knows About Chakras1
#73tiny plastic Krampus1
#526tiny plastic Lord Flameface2
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#83tiny plastic Rudolph the Red1
#852tiny plastic Scott the Miner4
#3908tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#91tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf1
#3065tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#3859tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#77tiny plastic Your Brain1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4545tiny plastic accordion thief1
#111tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#8219tiny plastic angry goat1
#1121tiny plastic angry space marine2
#78tiny plastic angry vikings1
#8258tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#73tiny plastic bad vibe1
#6148tiny plastic barrrnacle2
#1099tiny plastic batbugbear2
#1363tiny plastic bee swarm1
#1368tiny plastic beebee gunners1
#1349tiny plastic beebee queue1
#4482tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#1110tiny plastic black ops bugbear2
#1111tiny plastic blazing bat2
#8181tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3958tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3912tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#1132tiny plastic bugaboo2
#1345tiny plastic buzzerker1
#1117tiny plastic cavebugbear2
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8101tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8225tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3180tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#4502tiny plastic disco bandit1
#101tiny plastic exo-suited miner1
#1017tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#3912tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#6187tiny plastic fuzzy dice2
#6236tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick2
#8101tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#6106tiny plastic grue2
#4600tiny plastic hermit1
#428tiny plastic hobo elf1
#8132tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#751tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear5
#8074tiny plastic killer bee1
#6177tiny plastic leprechaun2
#8106tiny plastic levitating potato1
#1346tiny plastic moneybee1
#8119tiny plastic mosquito1
#1338tiny plastic mumblebee1
#1037tiny plastic mutant elf1
#4348tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8104tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#2644tiny plastic sauceror2
#3896tiny plastic scary clown1
#4452tiny plastic seal clubber1
#102tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit1
#860tiny plastic spiderbugbear2
#8229tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8165tiny plastic stab bat1
#8143tiny plastic star starfish1
#979tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#2899tiny plastic sweet nutcracker2
#3864tiny plastic taco cat1
#864tiny plastic the Free Man2
#3863tiny plastic topiary golem1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#4484tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#193tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#2986toast3
#14warbear gyro69
#61whiskey in a broken glass52

Wow, that's 6,639 items total!

what items are this player missing?