| #24 | "meat" stick | 301 |
| #140 | 5-hour acrimony | 1 |
| #27 | Adventurer bobblehead | 6 |
| #52 | Ancient Protector Soda | 12 |
| #154 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #70 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 213 |
| #13 | Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball | 1 |
| #2174 | Crimbuck | 22 |
| #22 | Game Grid token | 1,515 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #22 | Hundred Headed IPA | 13 |
| #61 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #2357 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #261 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 3 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #699 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 2 |
| #253 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #33 | Russian Ice | 21 |
| #43 | Sogg-Os | 10 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #5 | The Sword in the Steak | 3 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #73 | Thriller Ice | 1 |
| #129 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 5 |
| #1418 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #340 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 12 |
| #20 | Ultimate Mind Destroyer | 7 |
| #45 | VYKEA meatballs | 2 |
| #22 | Wet Russian | 13 |
| #53 | accidental mutton | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| #498 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| 🥇 | battoo kit | 1 |
| #146 | beautiful rainbow | 2 |
| #81 | beery blood | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #74 | blood sausage | 1 |
| #31 | breakfast miracle | 11 |
| #44 | chaos popcorn | 13 |
| #80 | commemorative war stein | 1,087 |
| #5 | cotton candy bale | 542 |
| #24 | cotton candy pillow | 96 |
| #128 | decent brain | 63 |
| #9 | deviled egg | 281 |
| #44 | dumb mud | 9 |
| #441 | enchanted barbell | 2 |
| #1410 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 3 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #26 | fish juice box | 97 |
| #606 | frozen banquet | 2 |
| #32 | ghost pepper | 5 |
| #192 | giant heirloom grape tomato | 1 |
| #57 | glass of herbal tequila | 51 |
| #69 | goblin water | 10 |
| #12 | gold tooth | 38 |
| #109 | good brain | 434 |
| #25 | green eggnog | 10 |
| #20 | green hamhock | 11 |
| #5 | grim fairy tale | 1,000 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #46 | headless sparrow | 59 |
| #19 | karma shawarma | 44 |
| #65 | liquid ice | 11 |
| #52 | mangled squirrel | 57 |
| #63 | rat carcass | 39 |
| #62 | replica bat-oomerang | 8 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #61 | shot of mescal | 52 |
| #781 | spectral pickle | 9 |
| #645 | stalk of asparagus | 4 |
| #45 | still-beating spleen | 12 |
| #57 | stinkwater | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #300 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 6 |
| #259 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 7 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #246 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 7 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #158 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 9 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #494 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #240 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #151 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 9 |
| #302 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 6 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #335 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 2 |
| #195 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 8 |
| #310 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 6 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #314 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 6 |
| #400 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 5 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #115 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 10 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #883 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 2 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1104 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 2 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #878 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 2 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #524 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #846 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 4 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1118 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #6126 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 2 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 2 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 2 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 2 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1108 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6225 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6082 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #746 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 5 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #853 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #856 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 2 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2978 | toast | 3 |
| #15 | warbear gyro | 69 |
| #60 | whiskey in a broken glass | 52 |