| #24 | "meat" stick | 301 |
| #142 | 5-hour acrimony | 1 |
| #28 | Adventurer bobblehead | 6 |
| #54 | Ancient Protector Soda | 12 |
| #155 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #70 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 213 |
| #13 | Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball | 1 |
| #2179 | Crimbuck | 22 |
| #22 | Game Grid token | 1,515 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #24 | Hundred Headed IPA | 13 |
| #62 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #2359 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #262 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 3 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #699 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 2 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #33 | Russian Ice | 21 |
| #44 | Sogg-Os | 10 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #1035 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #5 | The Sword in the Steak | 3 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #74 | Thriller Ice | 1 |
| #131 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 5 |
| #1431 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #262 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #340 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 12 |
| #20 | Ultimate Mind Destroyer | 7 |
| #47 | VYKEA meatballs | 2 |
| #23 | Wet Russian | 13 |
| #53 | accidental mutton | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| #496 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| 🥇 | battoo kit | 1 |
| #145 | beautiful rainbow | 2 |
| #83 | beery blood | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #74 | blood sausage | 1 |
| #31 | breakfast miracle | 11 |
| #44 | chaos popcorn | 13 |
| #82 | commemorative war stein | 1,087 |
| #6 | cotton candy bale | 542 |
| #26 | cotton candy pillow | 96 |
| #128 | decent brain | 63 |
| #9 | deviled egg | 281 |
| #44 | dumb mud | 9 |
| #442 | enchanted barbell | 2 |
| #1415 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 3 |
| #254 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #26 | fish juice box | 97 |
| #604 | frozen banquet | 2 |
| #32 | ghost pepper | 5 |
| #193 | giant heirloom grape tomato | 1 |
| #57 | glass of herbal tequila | 51 |
| #69 | goblin water | 10 |
| #13 | gold tooth | 38 |
| #110 | good brain | 434 |
| #25 | green eggnog | 10 |
| #20 | green hamhock | 11 |
| #5 | grim fairy tale | 1,000 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #46 | headless sparrow | 59 |
| #18 | karma shawarma | 44 |
| #64 | liquid ice | 11 |
| #52 | mangled squirrel | 57 |
| #63 | rat carcass | 39 |
| #62 | replica bat-oomerang | 8 |
| #1269 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #62 | shot of mescal | 52 |
| #778 | spectral pickle | 9 |
| #645 | stalk of asparagus | 4 |
| #45 | still-beating spleen | 12 |
| #57 | stinkwater | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #301 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 6 |
| #261 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 7 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #248 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 7 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #161 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 9 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #496 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #241 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #153 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 9 |
| #303 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 6 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #336 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 2 |
| #196 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 8 |
| #312 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 6 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #316 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 6 |
| #402 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 5 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #116 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 10 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #1142 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #888 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1112 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 2 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #881 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 2 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #814 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #787 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #524 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 4 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #8209 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
| #77 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #8248 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #6140 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1097 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 2 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1348 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4475 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1109 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 2 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 2 |
| #8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 2 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 2 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #6179 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6231 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6097 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4597 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #750 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 5 |
| #8066 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6169 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #859 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 2 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8157 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #863 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 2 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2987 | toast | 3 |
| #14 | warbear gyro | 69 |
| #61 | whiskey in a broken glass | 52 |