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RankItemQuantity
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#247ball-in-a-cup1
#1662battered Crimbo Crate1
#375blob-shaped Crimbo cookie20
#980borg sock monkey1
#62bottle of peppermint schnapps4
#131can of franks 'n' beans2
#4785candy cane1
#1241canteen of wine9
#590cheap elven gloves7
#919cyborg doll1
#1640doll house1
#1607dollhive1
#1576dusty Crimbo crate1
#2833eggnog1
#743elven limbos gingerbread16
#724elven moonshine12
#685elven socks6
#193elven whittling knife1
#2680evil teddy bear1
#2519fancy chocolate1
#2422fancy dress ball1
#737festive holiday hat5
#3940gingerbread bugbear1
#304gingerbread mutant bugbear11
#224glow-in-the-dark dart gun1
#152glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub1
#1969golden ring38
#758immense cyborg hand6
#348irradiated candy cane11
#989killing feather42
#1688kite2
#1241knuckle sandwich5
#2488laser-broiled pear9
#334marionette collective2
#45mass of wriggling tentacles1
#2027monomolecular yo-yo1
#974mylar scout drone4
#1676nanite-infested candy cane5
#1415nanite-infested eggnog4
#536nanite-infested fruitcake9
#1477nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear4
#210oozenog14
#363parasitic claw1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#190parasitic tentacles1
#963penguin thesaurus5
#618pulsing flesh6
#2247razor-tipped yo-yo1
#686rigid carapace7
#2570rogue swarmer6
#2527sawblade fragment4
#860stuffed alien blob8
#2480stuffed doppelshifter2
#1950stuffed gray blob4
#1712sturdy Crimbo crate1
#411tiny balloon knife1
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3990tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3934tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3178tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3940tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#8193tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#2453tiny plastic Crimbo elf3
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#3831tiny plastic G Imp1
#3955tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3876tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3911tiny plastic Hellion1
#3883tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3959tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3912tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3896tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#369tiny plastic Mob Penguin3
#3862tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3872tiny plastic Protagonist1
#3892tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3063tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3928tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#1810tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo2
#3857tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#4023tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8212tiny plastic angry goat1
#3943tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3979tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#8251tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8129tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3965tiny plastic beanbat1
#8175tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3925tiny plastic blooper1
#3955tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3909tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#333tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite3
#8095tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8221tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3179tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3912tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3937tiny plastic demoninja1
#4498tiny plastic disco bandit1
#354tiny plastic fat stack of cash3
#3844tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3910tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3922tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3925tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8152tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8187tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8093tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3904tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#3861tiny plastic goth giant1
#8059tiny plastic grue1
#3896tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8128tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8069tiny plastic killer bee1
#3892tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8201tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8103tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3839tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#8112tiny plastic mosquito1
#368tiny plastic mutant elf3
#3996tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8101tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3893tiny plastic scary clown1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3851tiny plastic senile lihc1
#3953tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3838tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8225tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3938tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8160tiny plastic stab bat1
#8137tiny plastic star starfish1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#319tiny plastic strand of DNA3
#4039tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3861tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3843tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3873tiny plastic warwelf1
#3852tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3848tiny plastic zmobie1
#1557top2
#2400toy crazy train1
#899toy deathbot1
#747toy hoverpad13
#220toy maglev monorail6
#1190toy soldier1
#2262toy space helmet1
#2135tree-eating kite5
#301twitching claw13
#1538unstable DNA15
#2767unstable laser battery2
#1266vibrating cyborg knife6
#524vitachoconutriment capsule11

Wow, that's 499 items total!

what items are this player missing?