| #15 | Beach Comb Box | 2 |
| #39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #92 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 2 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #350 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #14 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 1 |
| #30 | Distant Woods Getaway Brochure | 1 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #30 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 2 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #16 | God Lobster Egg | 2 |
| 🥉 | Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) | 1 |
| #12 | Kramco Industries packing carton | 2 |
| #30 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 1 |
| #4 | LyleCo Contractor's Manual | 1 |
| #185 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 2 |
| #394 | NPZR chemistry set | 8 |
| #40 | PirateRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #38 | Racisto Ruidoso | 10 |
| #497 | Schrödinger's thermos | 24 |
| #16 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #600 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #26 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 2 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #32 | Yorick | 1 |
| #104 | alien source code printout | 3 |
| #281 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 5 |
| #289 | antique bottle opener | 3 |
| #534 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #341 | antique record album | 9 |
| #218 | antique souvenir drawing | 4 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #379 | corpsedriver | 13 |
| #57 | cute meteoroid | 2 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #46 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 1 |
| #13 | electronic Brain Trainer game | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #35 | everfull glass | 1 |
| #307 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #24 | golden tattoo gun | 2 |
| #1588 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #21 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 7 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #31 | kitten burglar | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #16 | mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag | 2 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #27 | paint palette | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #367 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #17 | pocket lint (blue) | 4 |
| #20 | pocket lint (green) | 3 |
| #45 | pocket lint (orange) | 1 |
| #21 | pocket lint (white) | 3 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #25 | pump-up high-tops | 1 |
| #227 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #44 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #41 | rune-strewn spoon cocoon | 1 |
| #71 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #71 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #330 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #684 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #354 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 3 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #25 | twitching space egg | 1 |
| #40 | vampyric cloake pattern | 1 |
| #209 | warehouse key | 2 |