| #114 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #567 | CRIMBCO scrip | 340 |
| #308 | Chroner | 112 |
| #132 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #347 | D roll | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #281 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #108 | LCD game: Burger Belt | 1 |
| #107 | LCD game: Food Eater | 1 |
| #108 | LCD game: Garbage River | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #370 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #47 | SongBoom™ BoomBox Box | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #275 | a butt tuba | 2 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #51 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #57 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #25 | ancient turtle shell powder | 1 |
| #172 | ballast turtle | 1 |
| #217 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #115 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #252 | beavermouth | 1 |
| #393 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #607 | blue glowstick | 2 |
| #211 | blue grass | 1 |
| #122 | blue shell | 1 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #164 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #77 | boxcar turtle | 1 |
| #93 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #141 | cabooze | 6 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #234 | candy harmonica | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #122 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
| #235 | charming flute | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #35 | chiptune guitar | 2 |
| #116 | chisel | 1 |
| #203 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #189 | chocomotive | 5 |
| #151 | cigar box turtle | 1 |
| #55 | coffee pixie stick | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #435 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #44 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #62 | finger cuffs | 1 |
| #298 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #112 | freightcake | 7 |
| #96 | frozen turtle shell | 1 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #164 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #76 | grass whistle | 1 |
| #294 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #677 | guitar pick | 2 |
| #196 | gummi turtle | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #186 | half-sized guitar | 4 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #69 | hermedisiac cologne | 1 |
| #312 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #173 | hot watered rum | 1 |
| #1217 | iGoogly | 5 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #58 | imported lemon lozenge | 1 |
| #355 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #64 | ingot turtle | 1 |
| #168 | irradiated turtle | 1 |
| #283 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #1626 | killing feather | 29 |
| #21 | kitty sheet music | 1 |
| #374 | kiwi | 1 |
| #366 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #66 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #49 | little parachute guy | 1 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
| #289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #319 | love song of vague ambiguity | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #394 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #195 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 11 |
| #211 | magical pony: Pearjack | 8 |
| #207 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 10 |
| #191 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 11 |
| #179 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 12 |
| #249 | magical pony: Uniquity | 7 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #35 | metrognome | 1 |
| #31 | miniature castagnets | 1 |
| #150 | mocking turtle | 1 |
| #1762 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #239 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #129 | musk turtle | 2 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #87 | oil shell | 1 |
| #82 | oldcake | 4 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #188 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #56 | painted shield | 1 |
| #158 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #101 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #67 | pillow shell | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #1020 | pixellated candy heart | 8 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #301 | plastic guitar | 4 |
| #18 | plastic spider ring | 1 |
| #268 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #229 | powdered powdered sugar | 1 |
| #67 | prescription teeth whitener | 1 |
| #223 | primitive candy cane | 2 |
| #146 | programmable turtle | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #976 | rogue swarmer | 53 |
| #261 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #1522 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #1636 | sawblade fragment | 34 |
| #206 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #18 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 3,553 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #64 | shadow bread | 2 |
| #52 | shadow brick | 1 |
| #55 | shadow flame | 2 |
| #40 | shadow fluid | 5 |
| #36 | shadow glass | 4 |
| #54 | shadow ice | 1 |
| #61 | shadow nectar | 1 |
| #47 | shadow sausage | 5 |
| #51 | shadow sinew | 2 |
| #72 | shadow skin | 1 |
| #55 | shadow stick | 1 |
| #50 | shadow venom | 2 |
| #47 | shellacked shell | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #99 | shocked shell | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #149 | snailmail bits | 1 |
| #31 | snailmail breeches | 1 |
| #34 | snailmail coif | 1 |
| #120 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #36 | soup-chucks | 1 |
| #60 | spiky turtle helmet | 1 |
| #62 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #59 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #37 | superduperball | 1 |
| #166 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #349 | tambourine | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #368 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 2 |
| #859 | theoretical string | 10 |
| #180 | thick walrus blubber | 1 |
| #179 | throwing candy | 1 |
| #189 | tiny bomb | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #706 | tiny plastic peacannon | 3 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #110 | torquoise | 1 |
| #126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #33 | tortoboggan shield | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #884 | toy hoverpad | 10 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #239 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 9 |
| #158 | tuning fork | 1 |
| #674 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #1473 | turtle totem | 4 |
| #196 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #47 | turtle wax greaves | 1 |
| #29 | turtle wax helmet | 2 |
| #85 | turtle wax shield | 1 |
| #132 | turtle-shaped rock | 1 |
| #286 | turtlemail bits | 1 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #110 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #235 | unquiet spirits | 1 |
| #1282 | unstable laser battery | 40 |
| #2323 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #51 | vinyl shield | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #82 | whatsit-covered turtle shell | 1 |
| #8 | world's smallest violin | 740 |
| #605 | yohohoyo | 1 |
| #195 | yule gruel | 1 |