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| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
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| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
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| #316 | big boom | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
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| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
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| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
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| #4349 | box of sunshine | 11 |
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| #733 | can of spinach | 2 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #2873 | candied yams | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #408 | cardboard wakizashi | 4 |
| #821 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #780 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #364 | commemorative war stein | 53 |
| #96 | cyborg doll | 17 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #616 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #17 | disco mask | 8,595 |
| #384 | distilled fortified wine | 6 |
| #624 | dollhive | 11 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #352 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 33 |
| #207 | exploding hacky-sack | 9 |
| #371 | fake blood | 3 |
| #315 | fancy seashell necklace | 13 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
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| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
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| #2129 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #2081 | golden ring | 35 |
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| #426 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #1908 | green beer | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
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| #1513 | herbal stuffing | 4 |
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| #499 | icy katana hilt | 3 |
| #1002 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #1041 | killing feather | 41 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
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| #412 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #164 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 36 |
| #1173 | monomolecular yo-yo | 13 |
| #541 | mother's little helper | 2 |
| #742 | mylar scout drone | 6 |
| #1123 | nanite-infested candy cane | 9 |
| #348 | nanite-infested eggnog | 13 |
| #536 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 9 |
| #541 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 9 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #494 | ninja mop | 2 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #239 | oversized fish scaler | 13 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1489 | pail | 2 |
| #60 | party hat | 135 |
| #157 | pasta spoon | 303 |
| #208 | patchouli oil bomb | 8 |
| #171 | patent antipsychotics | 3 |
| #575 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 27 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #861 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
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| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
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| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #332 | robotronic egg | 76 |
| #1002 | rogue swarmer | 52 |
| #357 | sake bomb | 37 |
| #244 | sausage bomb | 5 |
| #1059 | sawblade fragment | 47 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
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| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #576 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #6968 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #4888 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
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| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7865 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
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| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #6321 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
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| #7814 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #217 | tequila grenade | 25 |
| #296 | theoretical string | 60 |
| #449 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #193 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 132 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
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| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
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| #1101 | tofurkey leg | 7 |
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| #281 | toy hoverpad | 64 |
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| #51 | toy soldier | 22 |
| #1477 | unstable laser battery | 36 |
| #714 | vibrating cyborg knife | 9 |
| #236 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 21 |
| #327 | water pipe bomb | 137 |
| #790 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #296 | wool hat | 5 |
| #2048 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |