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| #95 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
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| #375 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 3 |
| #759 | Knob Goblin steroids | 3 |
| #334 | Meleegraâ„¢ pills | 29 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
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| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
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| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #341 | beer bomb | 70 |
| #316 | big boom | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
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| #240 | bottle of tequila | 128 |
| #99 | bottle of ultravitamins | 7 |
| #4350 | box of sunshine | 11 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #733 | can of spinach | 2 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #331 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #408 | cardboard wakizashi | 4 |
| #823 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #368 | commemorative war stein | 53 |
| #95 | cyborg doll | 17 |
| #1245 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #617 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #17 | disco mask | 8,595 |
| #385 | distilled fortified wine | 6 |
| #625 | dollhive | 11 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #354 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 33 |
| #207 | exploding hacky-sack | 9 |
| #371 | fake blood | 3 |
| #316 | fancy seashell necklace | 13 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #732 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #279 | gas balloon | 24 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #2080 | golden ring | 35 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #44 | grass clippings | 31 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
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| #427 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #4022 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #1513 | herbal stuffing | 4 |
| #998 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #499 | icy katana hilt | 3 |
| #1000 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #1041 | killing feather | 41 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #834 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #412 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #165 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 36 |
| #1173 | monomolecular yo-yo | 13 |
| #542 | mother's little helper | 2 |
| #742 | mylar scout drone | 6 |
| #1121 | nanite-infested candy cane | 9 |
| #350 | nanite-infested eggnog | 13 |
| #536 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 9 |
| #542 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 9 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #495 | ninja mop | 2 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #239 | oversized fish scaler | 13 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1491 | pail | 2 |
| #59 | party hat | 135 |
| #157 | pasta spoon | 303 |
| #208 | patchouli oil bomb | 8 |
| #171 | patent antipsychotics | 3 |
| #577 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 27 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #861 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1564 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #610 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #240 | ring of adornment | 2 |
| #1130 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #861 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #414 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #332 | robotronic egg | 76 |
| #1001 | rogue swarmer | 52 |
| #358 | sake bomb | 37 |
| #245 | sausage bomb | 5 |
| #1059 | sawblade fragment | 47 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #2034 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #577 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #6982 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #4895 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #7882 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7822 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7876 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #5798 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
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| #7824 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #218 | tequila grenade | 25 |
| #296 | theoretical string | 60 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #194 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 132 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
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| #1102 | tofurkey leg | 7 |
| #64 | toy deathbot | 17 |
| #281 | toy hoverpad | 64 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #742 | toy mercenary | 9 |
| #51 | toy soldier | 22 |
| #1476 | unstable laser battery | 36 |
| #713 | vibrating cyborg knife | 9 |
| #236 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 21 |
| #328 | water pipe bomb | 137 |
| #791 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #296 | wool hat | 5 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |