| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #27 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 4 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1050 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 24 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #53 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 2 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #304 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #591 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 2 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 2 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #842 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #899 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #657 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #67 | lump of diamond | 92 |
| #266 | lunar isotope | 18 |
| #443 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #1016 | old sweatpants | 42 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #401 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #5 | pat-a-cake pendant | 444 |
| #15 | phat turquoise bead | 912 |
| #36 | pink clay bead | 736 |
| #34 | purple clay bead | 171 |
| #613 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #29 | red class ring | 724 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #477 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #1623 | spade necklace | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #204 | spangly mariachi pants | 2 |
| #258 | spangly sombrero | 1 |
| #1210 | spectre scepter | 24 |
| #135 | steamy ruby | 11 |
| #5 | stone of eXtreme power | 13,670 |
| #437 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 102 |
| #2056 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 24 |
| #2066 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 24 |
| #509 | stuffed Meat | 93 |
| #3556 | stuffed angry cow | 12 |
| #2258 | stuffed astral badger | 22 |
| #2829 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 17 |
| #2713 | stuffed cocoabo | 17 |
| #176 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 48 |
| #2713 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2466 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 20 |
| #3076 | stuffed hand turkey | 15 |
| #295 | stuffed martini | 33 |
| #2889 | stuffed mind flayer | 16 |
| #535 | stuffed mink | 88 |
| #463 | stuffed monocle | 101 |
| #207 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #3607 | stuffed scary death orb | 12 |
| #1894 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 27 |
| #2213 | stuffed snowy owl | 22 |
| #2193 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 23 |
| #2448 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 20 |
| #551 | stuffed teddy butler | 86 |
| #580 | stuffed tin of caviar | 82 |
| #2137 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 24 |
| #242 | tawdry amethyst | 3 |
| #365 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 2 |
| #318 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 21 |
| #346 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 19 |
| #448 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 10 |
| #352 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 12 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 4 |
| #598 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 12 |
| #211 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 18 |
| #386 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 11 |
| #109 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 4 |
| #704 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 24 |
| #207 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 3 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #213 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 40 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #213 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 3 |
| #282 | tiny plastic Felonia | 14 |
| #385 | tiny plastic G Imp | 17 |
| #465 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 15 |
| #590 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 12 |
| #371 | tiny plastic Hellion | 18 |
| #663 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 11 |
| #335 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 12 |
| #539 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 13 |
| #447 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 15 |
| #514 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 14 |
| #586 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 12 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 4 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 12 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 20 |
| #524 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 13 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 12 |
| #325 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 13 |
| #425 | tiny plastic The Man | 10 |
| #736 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 10 |
| #956 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #434 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 16 |
| #325 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 12 |
| #364 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 19 |
| #390 | tiny plastic angry goat | 40 |
| #459 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 15 |
| #261 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 25 |
| #323 | tiny plastic astronomer | 20 |
| #597 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 28 |
| #547 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 30 |
| #496 | tiny plastic beanbat | 14 |
| #648 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 7 |
| #877 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 20 |
| #830 | tiny plastic blooper | 9 |
| #500 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 14 |
| #378 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 17 |
| #454 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 36 |
| #555 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 29 |
| #395 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 11 |
| #349 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 19 |
| #396 | tiny plastic demoninja | 17 |
| #877 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 6 |
| #550 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 13 |
| #114 | tiny plastic fax machine | 4 |
| #506 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 14 |
| #318 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 21 |
| #426 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 16 |
| #577 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 12 |
| #426 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 36 |
| #350 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 42 |
| #516 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 32 |
| #497 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 14 |
| #311 | tiny plastic goth giant | 20 |
| #500 | tiny plastic grue | 32 |
| #713 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 10 |
| #578 | tiny plastic hermit | 8 |
| #108 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 4 |
| #556 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 30 |
| #668 | tiny plastic killer bee | 25 |
| #474 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 15 |
| #720 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 24 |
| #582 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 29 |
| #442 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 15 |
| #931 | tiny plastic mosquito | 19 |
| #331 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 21 |
| #564 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 8 |
| #563 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 30 |
| #509 | tiny plastic sauceror | 9 |
| #561 | tiny plastic scary clown | 13 |
| #441 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 10 |
| #295 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 22 |
| #846 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 9 |
| #456 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 15 |
| #748 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 23 |
| #967 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 8 |
| #694 | tiny plastic stab bat | 25 |
| #567 | tiny plastic star starfish | 29 |
| #201 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 3 |
| #510 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 18 |
| #653 | tiny plastic taco cat | 11 |
| #440 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 15 |
| #347 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 12 |
| #436 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 16 |
| #532 | tiny plastic warwelf | 13 |
| #1045 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 7 |
| #313 | tiny plastic zmobie | 20 |
| #192 | unearthly onyx | 5 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #900 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| #30 | white class ring | 437 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |