| #1025 | Amulet of Yendor | 9 |
| #337 | Bulky Buddy Box | 9 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #265 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 4 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #588 | Crimbo pie | 2 |
| #1769 | Daffy Taffy | 3 |
| #308 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 3 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #291 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #258 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #197 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #1726 | Imp Ale | 4 |
| #737 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 2 |
| #443 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 8 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #804 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 3 |
| #1759 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2452 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #281 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 3 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #645 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #209 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #1190 | Valentine | 10 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #952 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #1719 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1030 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1801 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1663 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #149 | beer goggles | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #767 | black-and-blue light | 7 |
| #318 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #785 | blue plasma ball | 5 |
| #621 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #307 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 2 |
| #1016 | bottle of gin | 4 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1176 | bottle of rum | 7 |
| #595 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 2 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1126 | bottle of vodka | 2 |
| #1273 | bottle of whiskey | 3 |
| #1053 | box | 1 |
| #1191 | boxed wine | 2 |
| #436 | brick of sand | 1 |
| #541 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #789 | buckyball | 5 |
| #538 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #226 | can-can-in-a-can | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1438 | candied yams | 5 |
| #632 | cheap studded belt | 15 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #47 | crowbarrr | 60 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1038 | dead guy's watch | 2 |
| #1059 | defective skull | 9 |
| #230 | delicious salad | 226 |
| #417 | disintegrating sheet music | 2 |
| #1717 | disturbing fanfic | 2 |
| #398 | divine blowout | 9 |
| #409 | divine can of silly string | 9 |
| #573 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #316 | divine cracker | 10 |
| #393 | divine noisemaker | 9 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #517 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1017 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #901 | encoder ring | 6 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #376 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 2 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #310 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #2033 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #743 | fine wine | 2 |
| #693 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #720 | flavored foot massage oil | 6 |
| #746 | foam dart | 4 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #394 | goat | 1 |
| #1799 | golden ring | 39 |
| #1532 | green beer | 3 |
| #766 | green candy heart | 6 |
| #810 | grouchy restless spirit | 3 |
| #1227 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #627 | handful of moss | 1 |
| #665 | handful of sand | 7 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #2083 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #575 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #1588 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1047 | jazz soap | 17 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #445 | jug-o-magicalness | 2 |
| #531 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #1746 | killing feather | 26 |
| #600 | laser-broiled pear | 13 |
| #1891 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #383 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #236 | marshmallow | 103 |
| #537 | martini | 2 |
| #1042 | meat stack | 1 |
| #1069 | monomolecular yo-yo | 19 |
| #974 | mylar scout drone | 4 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #697 | nanite-infested eggnog | 7 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #850 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #741 | palm frond | 1 |
| #214 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #226 | party hat | 12 |
| #576 | personal massager | 10 |
| #896 | personalized coffee mug | 4 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1096 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #595 | pink pony | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #75 | pixel pants | 2 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1364 | pixellated candy heart | 4 |
| #1109 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #626 | potato sprout | 3 |
| #1166 | probability potion | 1 |
| #523 | red pixel | 11 |
| #944 | ring of aggravate monster | 2 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #905 | roasted marshmallow | 14 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1811 | robotronic egg | 3 |
| #2223 | rogue swarmer | 20 |
| #2055 | roll of toilet paper | 3 |
| #547 | round purple sunglasses | 2 |
| #3640 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #462 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #803 | salamander spleen | 3 |
| #1716 | sawblade fragment | 32 |
| #461 | screwdriver | 2 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #521 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 3 |
| #471 | shot of orange schnapps | 4 |
| #608 | shot of tomato schnapps | 2 |
| #704 | skewer | 2 |
| #1809 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #338 | soda water | 8 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #284 | spiced rum | 2 |
| #778 | spices | 8 |
| #967 | spider web | 4 |
| #1154 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #654 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 11 |
| #505 | strongness elixir | 5 |
| #6938 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #7775 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8953 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8834 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8915 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8965 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #555 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #543 | synthetic stuffing | 11 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1222 | teddy borg | 4 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #1433 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6205 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2704 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2298 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2295 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1868 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #942 | toy hoverpad | 9 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #418 | toy maglev monorail | 3 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #2301 | unstable laser battery | 19 |
| #873 | vibrating cyborg knife | 8 |
| #524 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 11 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #467 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #630 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #650 | white Canadian | 2 |
| #1870 | wind-up chattering teeth | 2 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #102 | wooden salad bowl | 1 |
| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #987 | yellow candy heart | 5 |
| #1584 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2115 | yellow snowcone | 1 |