| #1024 | Amulet of Yendor | 9 |
| #339 | Bulky Buddy Box | 9 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #264 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 4 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #584 | Crimbo pie | 2 |
| #1769 | Daffy Taffy | 3 |
| #306 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 3 |
| #979 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #288 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #254 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #194 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #1725 | Imp Ale | 4 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 2 |
| #443 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 8 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #806 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 3 |
| #1756 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2455 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #280 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 3 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #921 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #1188 | Valentine | 10 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #1722 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1791 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #149 | beer goggles | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #767 | black-and-blue light | 7 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #785 | blue plasma ball | 5 |
| #622 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #307 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 2 |
| #1016 | bottle of gin | 4 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1176 | bottle of rum | 7 |
| #597 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 2 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1128 | bottle of vodka | 2 |
| #1273 | bottle of whiskey | 3 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
| #1191 | boxed wine | 2 |
| #436 | brick of sand | 1 |
| #542 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #787 | buckyball | 5 |
| #540 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #226 | can-can-in-a-can | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1440 | candied yams | 5 |
| #631 | cheap studded belt | 15 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #46 | crowbarrr | 60 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1036 | dead guy's watch | 2 |
| #1061 | defective skull | 9 |
| #230 | delicious salad | 226 |
| #417 | disintegrating sheet music | 2 |
| #1717 | disturbing fanfic | 2 |
| #396 | divine blowout | 9 |
| #407 | divine can of silly string | 9 |
| #573 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #316 | divine cracker | 10 |
| #392 | divine noisemaker | 9 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1013 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #903 | encoder ring | 6 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #373 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 2 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #741 | fine wine | 2 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #721 | flavored foot massage oil | 6 |
| #747 | foam dart | 4 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #1801 | golden ring | 39 |
| #1531 | green beer | 3 |
| #768 | green candy heart | 6 |
| #807 | grouchy restless spirit | 3 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #625 | handful of moss | 1 |
| #665 | handful of sand | 7 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #2080 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #576 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #1591 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1048 | jazz soap | 17 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #444 | jug-o-magicalness | 2 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #1747 | killing feather | 26 |
| #599 | laser-broiled pear | 13 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #235 | marshmallow | 103 |
| #534 | martini | 2 |
| #1043 | meat stack | 1 |
| #1068 | monomolecular yo-yo | 19 |
| #974 | mylar scout drone | 4 |
| #2042 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #691 | nanite-infested eggnog | 7 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #741 | palm frond | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #226 | party hat | 12 |
| #576 | personal massager | 10 |
| #899 | personalized coffee mug | 4 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1098 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #74 | pixel pants | 2 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1365 | pixellated candy heart | 4 |
| #1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #624 | potato sprout | 3 |
| #1168 | probability potion | 1 |
| #519 | red pixel | 11 |
| #940 | ring of aggravate monster | 2 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #904 | roasted marshmallow | 14 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1811 | robotronic egg | 3 |
| #2223 | rogue swarmer | 20 |
| #2050 | roll of toilet paper | 3 |
| #543 | round purple sunglasses | 2 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #803 | salamander spleen | 3 |
| #1716 | sawblade fragment | 32 |
| #461 | screwdriver | 2 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #519 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 3 |
| #470 | shot of orange schnapps | 4 |
| #607 | shot of tomato schnapps | 2 |
| #705 | skewer | 2 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #335 | soda water | 8 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #282 | spiced rum | 2 |
| #776 | spices | 8 |
| #969 | spider web | 4 |
| #1156 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #656 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 11 |
| #504 | strongness elixir | 5 |
| #6927 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #543 | synthetic stuffing | 11 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1222 | teddy borg | 4 |
| #436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #943 | toy hoverpad | 9 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #418 | toy maglev monorail | 3 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #2302 | unstable laser battery | 19 |
| #874 | vibrating cyborg knife | 8 |
| #524 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 11 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #647 | white Canadian | 2 |
| #1868 | wind-up chattering teeth | 2 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #103 | wooden salad bowl | 1 |
| #1047 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #990 | yellow candy heart | 5 |
| #1583 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |