| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #266 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 13 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #183 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #313 | Oil of Parrrlay | 5 |
| #285 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 5 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #494 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 2 |
| #468 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 4 |
| #802 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 11 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1158 | ball | 4 |
| #619 | bilge wine | 6 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #351 | black eyedrops | 2 |
| #207 | black forest ham | 11 |
| #453 | black pension check | 4 |
| #473 | black pepper | 2 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #634 | black pudding | 1 |
| #501 | blackberry | 9 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #221 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #621 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #187 | brick of sand | 10 |
| #787 | buckyball | 5 |
| #374 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #350 | cursed black pearl onion | 3 |
| #279 | cursed bottle of rum | 5 |
| #273 | cursed cannonball | 3 |
| #356 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 2 |
| #302 | cursed piece of thirteen | 2 |
| #259 | cursed sea biscuit | 5 |
| #350 | cursed voodoo skull | 2 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #1335 | duct tape | 11 |
| #127 | eyedrops of newt | 3 |
| #226 | eyedrops of the ermine | 1 |
| #129 | eyedrops of the ocelot | 1 |
| #128 | grog | 18 |
| #2281 | killing feather | 8 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #258 | marzipan skull | 56 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #1415 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #870 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #1708 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #327 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 2 |
| #1394 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2146 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2126 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #314 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 6 |
| #21 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 172 |
| #358 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #516 | silver tongue charrrm | 5 |
| #82 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #2328 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #392 | solid gold pegleg | 7 |
| #1795 | stuffed gray blob | 5 |
| #782 | sunken chest | 8 |
| #811 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #812 | thin black candle | 70 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #488 | tip jar | 1 |
| #1321 | toast | 337 |
| #1580 | towel | 2 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #618 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #1833 | unstable laser battery | 29 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #669 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #511 | war tongs | 1 |
| #554 | white lightning | 11 |
| #354 | witty rapier | 6 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #281 | yohohoyo | 8 |