| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #774 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #265 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 13 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #182 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #311 | Oil of Parrrlay | 5 |
| #285 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 5 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #493 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 2 |
| #470 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 4 |
| #801 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 11 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1160 | ball | 4 |
| #618 | bilge wine | 6 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #351 | black eyedrops | 2 |
| #207 | black forest ham | 11 |
| #453 | black pension check | 4 |
| #473 | black pepper | 2 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #502 | blackberry | 9 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #622 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #681 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #187 | brick of sand | 10 |
| #787 | buckyball | 5 |
| #375 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #351 | cursed black pearl onion | 3 |
| #280 | cursed bottle of rum | 5 |
| #273 | cursed cannonball | 3 |
| #354 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 2 |
| #302 | cursed piece of thirteen | 2 |
| #260 | cursed sea biscuit | 5 |
| #349 | cursed voodoo skull | 2 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #1334 | duct tape | 11 |
| #127 | eyedrops of newt | 3 |
| #226 | eyedrops of the ermine | 1 |
| #130 | eyedrops of the ocelot | 1 |
| #127 | grog | 18 |
| #2282 | killing feather | 8 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #257 | marzipan skull | 56 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #1412 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1398 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #869 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #1713 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| #1957 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #327 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 2 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #312 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 6 |
| #21 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 172 |
| #357 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #515 | silver tongue charrrm | 5 |
| #81 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #392 | solid gold pegleg | 7 |
| #1796 | stuffed gray blob | 5 |
| #781 | sunken chest | 8 |
| #806 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #812 | thin black candle | 70 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #488 | tip jar | 1 |
| #1320 | toast | 337 |
| #1579 | towel | 2 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #1834 | unstable laser battery | 29 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #509 | war tongs | 1 |
| #553 | white lightning | 11 |
| #355 | witty rapier | 6 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #281 | yohohoyo | 8 |