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RankItemQuantity
#141337 7r0uZ0RZ1,337
#730669 scroll1,337
#2533398 scroll1,337
#67-Foot Dwarven mattock1,337
#660Ancient Saucehelm4
#128Angry Farmer candy1,337
#1518Bonerdagon necklace4
#1513Boss Bat britches6
#1364Codpiece of the Goblin King4
#1480Colander of Em-er'il2
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#8Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment1,337
#12Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir1,337
#10Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent1,337
#6Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm1,337
#4Dramatic™ range1,337
#60Dyspepsi-Cola1,337
#1102El Sombrero De Lopez2
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#18Ent cider1,337
🥉Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium1,337
#14Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1,337
#4Gnollish casserole dish1,337
#12Gnollish flyswatter1,337
#26Gnollish pie tin1,337
#9Gnollish plunger1,337
#86Golden Mr. Accessory1
#10Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1,337
#174Imp Ale1,337
#11Jolly Roger charrrm1,337
#7Kentucky-style derby1,337
#7Knob Goblin Uberpants900
#10Knob Goblin elite helm1,337
#10Knob Goblin elite pants1,337
#10Knob Goblin elite polearm1,337
#21Knob Goblin love potion1,337
#14Knob Goblin pants1,337
#11Knob Goblin scimitar1,337
#35Knob Goblin seltzer1,337
#6Knob Goblin sharpening spray1,337
#15Knob Goblin steroids1,337
#11Knob Goblin stink bomb1,337
#19Knob Goblin tongs1,337
#40Knob Goblin visor1,337
#20Knob sausage1,337
#6Knoll shroomkabob1,337
#85Mad Train wine1,337
#203Mob Penguin protection contract20
#18Mohawk wig1,337
#65Mountain Stream soda1,337
#67Mr. Mediocrebar1,337
#17Newbiesport™ tent1,337
#7Orcish baseball cap1,337
#4Orcish cargo shorts1,337
#4Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit1,337
#45Rock Pops1,337
#57Senior Mints1,337
#47Spam Witch sammich1,337
#70Tasty Fun Good rice candy1,337
#48Trollhouse cookies1,337
#45Valentine1,337
#7Wand of Nagamar1,337
#15White Citadel burger1,337
#12White Citadel fries1,337
#56Wint-O-Fresh mint1,337
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#157Yummy Tummy bean1,337
#34abominable snowcone1,337
#12acid-squirting flower1,337
🥉anniversary balloon1,337
#17anti-anti-antidote1,337
#27anticheese1,337
#14asbestos ore1,337
#144awful poetry journal1,337
#3767badass belt10
#22bar skin1,337
#8barbed-wire fence1,337
#18barrrnacle1,337
🥉barskin hat1,337
#8batblade1,337
#19big red clown nose1,337
#8big stick1,337
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#45black pixel1,337
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#58bloody beer1,337
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#92blue pixel1,337
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#45bottle of gin1,337
#1951bottle of goofballs11
#87bottle of rum1,337
#61bottle of whiskey1,337
#4350box of sunshine11
#46broken skull1,337
#5buckler buckle1,337
#12bugbear beanie1,337
#14bugbear bungguard1,337
#17carob chunk cookies1,337
#10carob chunks1,337
#11casino pass1,337
🥈cast111,111
#9cat appendix1,337
#13catgut1,337
#212chaos butterfly1,337
#4cheap plastic bottle opener1,337
#1660cheap toaster1
#32chewing gum on a string1,337
#10chorizo taco1,337
#12clown shoes1,337
#32cog1,337
🥉continuum transfunctioner1,337
#23cool whip1,337
#33cranberries1,337
#7crossbow string1,337
#8crowbarrr1,337
#26daisy1,337
#13decorative fountain1,337
#249dense meat stack1,337
#4dingy dinghy1
#31dirty hobo gloves1,337
#87disassembled clover1,337
#48disco mask1,337
#27disease1,337
#162disturbing fanfic1,337
#13draggin' ball hat1,337
#11eXtreme mittens1,337
🥉eXtreme nose ring1,337
#11eXtreme scarf1,337
#2069easter egg balloon10
#19empty meat tank1,337
#10evil golden arch1,337
#10evil golden arches1,337
#15eyepatch1,337
#19f3d0r41,337
#19fermenting powder1,337
#9filthy corduroys1,337
#9filthy knitted dread sack1,337
#23flaming crutch1,337
#18flaming talons1,337
#21flat dough1,337
#12foolscap fool's cap1,337
#40frigid ninja stars1,337
#13frilly skirt1,337
#4frozen nunchaku1,337
#11fruitcake5,650
#126furry fur1,337
#5furry pants1,337
#2296fuzzy dice3
#26ghuol ears1,337
🥉ghuol egg quiche1,337
#15ghuol guolash1,337
#9ghuol-ear kabob1,337
#77giant needle1,337
#22glowing red eye1,337
#12gnatwing1,337
🥉gnatwing earring1,337
#12gnoll teeth1,337
#394goat1
#15goat beard1,337
#24grapefruit1,337
#20grapes1,337
#21green balloon1,337
#77green pixel1,337
#2196grue egg10
#32hair spray1,337
#31heart-shaped balloon1,337
#112heavy D1,337
#6heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr1,337
#4helmet recipe1,337
#88helmet turtle1,337
#57herb brownies420
#42herbs1,337
#8hermit permit1,337
#26hot katana blade1,337
#76hot wing1,337
#178ice-cold Sir Schlitz1,337
#71ice-cold Willer1,337
#57ice-cold fotie1,337
#28ice-cold six-pack1,337
#21ketchup hound1,337
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#9leather chaps1,337
#14leather mask1,337
#81lemon1,337
#9leotarrrd1,337
#26lihc eye1,337
#11lihc face1,337
#71line1,337
#83little paper umbrella1,337
#79loose teeth1,337
#22lowercase N1,337
#49magical mystery juice1,337
#4magicalness-in-a-can1,337
#12maiden wig1,337
#36mariachi pants1,337
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#5meat engine1,337
#16meat from yesterday1,337
#142meat paste1,337
#93meat stack1,337
#40meat vortex1,337
#14meatsmithing guide1,337
#6mesh cap1,337
#47metallic A1,984
#25moxie weed1,337
#30mugcake1,337
#6mullet wig1,337
#7necklace chain1,337
#8ninja hot pants1,337
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#27olive1,337
#60orange1,337
#117original G1,337
#14oyster basket1,337
#4pants kit1,337
#51papaya1,337
#42pasta spoon1,337
#17patchouli incense stick1,337
#138penguin skin1,337
#5personalized birthday cake1,337
#495petrified time1
#81phonics down1,337
#39photoprotoneutron torpedo1,337
#9piercing post1,337
#8pirate pelvis1,337
#22plain pizza1,337
#161plot hole1,337
#60potted cactus1,337
🥉potted fern1,337
#32pr0n legs1,337
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#20ratgut1,337
#48ravioli hat1,337
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#32red pixel1,337
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#15ring of half-assed regeneration575
🥉rolling pin1,337
#20royal jelly1,337
#11rusty grave robbing shovel1,337
#61rusty metal ring10
#33sabre teeth1,337
#11safarrri hat1,337
#81salty dog1,337
#64saucepan1,337
#73scroll of drastic healing1,337
#42seal tooth1,337
#73seal-clubbing club1,337
#9sk8board1,337
#69skeleton bone1,337
#14skewer1,337
🥉skewered cat appendix1,337
#4skirt / kilt kit1,337
#11slap and tickle1,337
#6slingshot1,337
#17smoky potion1,337
#19snorkel1,337
#9snowboarder pants1,337
#17soda water1,337
#116soft green echo eyedrop antidote1,337
#60spices1,337
#7spiked femur1,337
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#14spooky stick1,337
#20spray paint1,337
#30sprocket1,337
#1280stainless steel scarf2
#1862stainless steel solitaire1
#1708stainless steel suspenders1
#67star1,337
🥉star buckler1,337
#17star chart1,337
🥇star crossbow1,337
🥉star hat1,337
🥈star pants1,337
🥈star staff1,337
🥇star starfish1,337
🥇star sword1,337
#80stolen accordion1,337
#15stone of eXtreme power1,337
#35strawberry1,337
#6strongness elixir1,337
#19studded leather boxer shorts1,337
#55stuffed can of asparagus1,337
#23stuffed dodecapede1,337
#12stuffed ghuol whelp1,337
#19stuffed zmobie1,337
#90super-spiky hair gel1,337
#5swashbuckling pants1,337
#23sweet ninja sword1,337
#4sword hilt1,337
#23taco shell1,337
#12tambourine bells1,337
#36ten-leaf clover1,337
#6tenderizing hammer1,337
#176tiny house1,337
#18tiny plastic Cheshire bat1,337
#375tiny plastic accordion thief11
#17tiny plastic angry goat1,337
#20tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1,337
#18tiny plastic barrrnacle1,337
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#22tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1,337
#20tiny plastic cocoabo1,337
#17tiny plastic coffee pixie1,337
#392tiny plastic disco bandit11
#17tiny plastic fuzzy dice1,337
#24tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1,337
#17tiny plastic ghuol whelp1,337
#24tiny plastic grue1,337
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#21tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1,337
#24tiny plastic killer bee1,337
#20tiny plastic leprechaun1,337
#19tiny plastic levitating potato1,337
#18tiny plastic mosquito1,337
#358tiny plastic pastamancer11
#24tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1,337
#376tiny plastic sauceror11
#381tiny plastic seal clubber11
#19tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1,337
#19tiny plastic stab bat1,337
#20tiny plastic star starfish1,337
#390tiny plastic turtle tamer11
#24tires1,337
#6tisket1,337
#17titanium assault umbrella1,337
#620toast1,337
#65tomato1,337
#599tropical paperweight1
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#6tulip1,337
#6uncooked chorizo1,337
🥉unrolling pin1,337
#39urinal cake1,337
#80valuable trinket1,337
#76wad of dough1,337
#8wad of tofu1,337
#586wang1
#6whip kit1,337
#56white balloon1,337
#6white satin pants1,337
#13white snake skin1,337
#11white sword1,337
#18windchimes1,337
#49wolf mask1,337
#26worthless gewgaw1,337
#28worthless knick-knack1,337
#29worthless trinket1,337
#23wussiness potion1,337
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#190yeti fur1,337

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