| #401 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 9 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #54 | Goodfella contract | 971 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #2139 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #213 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 3 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #476 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 14 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #5525 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #10 | cardboard staff | 36 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #445 | fetid feather | 11 |
| #558 | flaming feather | 9 |
| #442 | flirtatious feather | 10 |
| #6 | flypaper staff | 42 |
| #443 | frightful feather | 12 |
| #526 | frozen feather | 9 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2420 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #3050 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #1853 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #54 | skeletortoise | 8 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #58 | sugar shillelagh | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |