| #404 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 9 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #54 | Goodfella contract | 971 |
| #891 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #2144 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #215 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 3 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1149 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #478 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 14 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #5529 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #10 | cardboard staff | 36 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1812 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #448 | fetid feather | 11 |
| #558 | flaming feather | 9 |
| #444 | flirtatious feather | 10 |
| #6 | flypaper staff | 42 |
| #446 | frightful feather | 12 |
| #527 | frozen feather | 9 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2417 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #3055 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #1848 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #1228 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #54 | skeletortoise | 8 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #57 | sugar shillelagh | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |