| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #786 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #388 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 3 |
| #326 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #892 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| 🥉 | How to Tolerate Jerks | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #999 | Iron Beta of Industry | 4 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #384 | Let Me Be! | 4 |
| #1048 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 24 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #463 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #716 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #29 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #629 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #600 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1804 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #1252 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 8 |
| #751 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #623 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 5 |
| #440 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1510 | handful of confetti | 25 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #660 | really dense meat stack | 9 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| #22 | sealhide cloak | 6 |
| #22 | sealhide moccasins | 6 |
| #22 | sealhide whip | 7 |
| #312 | shredded hellseal hide | 14 |
| #233 | sleazy hi mein | 1 |
| #1679 | solid gold bowling ball | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #29 | tapped black lotus | 1 |