| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #386 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 3 |
| #326 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| 🥉 | How to Tolerate Jerks | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #997 | Iron Beta of Industry | 4 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #383 | Let Me Be! | 4 |
| #1046 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 24 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #462 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #27 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #23 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #21 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #1240 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 8 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #622 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 5 |
| #437 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1501 | handful of confetti | 25 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #659 | really dense meat stack | 9 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| #22 | sealhide cloak | 6 |
| #22 | sealhide moccasins | 6 |
| #22 | sealhide whip | 7 |
| #311 | shredded hellseal hide | 14 |
| #232 | sleazy hi mein | 1 |
| #1680 | solid gold bowling ball | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #29 | tapped black lotus | 1 |