| #2022 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1131 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 10 |
| #254 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 15 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #900 | baby killer bee | 8 |
| #1646 | bag of airline peanuts | 3 |
| #760 | ball | 8 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #489 | beertini | 3 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #409 | blue paisley oyster egg | 9 |
| #1032 | blue plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #483 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 9 |
| #1113 | blue striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #7452 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #928 | brine | 11 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #1439 | candied yams | 5 |
| #1758 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #337 | chorizo brownies | 5 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1222 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1838 | eggnog | 4 |
| #1503 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #1711 | fake fake vomit | 3 |
| #1308 | fake hand | 7 |
| #265 | fake plastic grass | 7 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #2153 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #1492 | ghost cucumber | 7 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #825 | googly eye | 15 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1292 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #1883 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1050 | kneecapping stick | 7 |
| #838 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #713 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1119 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #74 | leaf | 3 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #913 | mafia aria | 16 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #363 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 8 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #257 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 12 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #222 | papaya slung | 8 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2034 | pet rock | 2 |
| #1714 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #524 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1070 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #672 | red paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #429 | red plastic oyster egg | 11 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #1683 | rubber emo roe | 3 |
| #195 | salty slug | 9 |
| #226 | severed rocking horse head | 2 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #616 | spectral pickle | 14 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #1252 | stuffing | 6 |
| #667 | support cummerbund | 8 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #1654 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 11 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #2250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #2257 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 8 |
| #2492 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #6131 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #1822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 10 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3345 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #2520 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
| #2249 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 8 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3310 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #1851 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 10 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #3313 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #2231 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #1828 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 10 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3366 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #3307 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #924 | tofurkey gravy | 9 |
| #933 | tofurkey leg | 9 |
| #250 | tomato daiquiri | 6 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #348 | tooth | 11 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1474 | toy wheel | 3 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1642 | vinegar | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #482 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 4 |
| #1934 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #932 | wooden block | 2 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #382 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #167 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 28 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1694 | yellow snowcone | 4 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1055 | yo-yo | 17 |
| #476 | zombie pineal gland | 10 |