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| #2459 | Crown of the Goblin King | 6 |
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| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
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| #997 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #1676 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
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| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
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| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #47 | New Cloaca-Cola | 6 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #701 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #619 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #129 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 1 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #440 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1480 | baconstone | 4 |
| #4407 | badass belt | 7 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #621 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #249 | buckyball | 21 |
| #1098 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #733 | can of spinach | 2 |
| #263 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
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| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #583 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1144 | duct tape | 16 |
| #75 | duct tape sword | 2 |
| #504 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #86 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #82 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
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| #1896 | filthy lucre | 2 |
| #470 | [2426]fire flower | 2 |
| #141 | flower petal pie | 4 |
| #692 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1227 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #954 | hamethyst | 8 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #133 | hamethyst ring | 2 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #516 | iGoogly | 37 |
| #758 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #918 | killing feather | 44 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #964 | monomolecular yo-yo | 26 |
| #280 | mylar scout drone | 17 |
| #3220 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #436 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #885 | oversized fish scaler | 6 |
| #531 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #1109 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #942 | porquoise | 7 |
| #187 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #503 | pretty flower | 178 |
| #67 | pulled porquoise earring | 1 |
| #106 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #40 | pulled porquoise ring | 2 |
| #1408 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1287 | robotronic egg | 15 |
| #1355 | rogue swarmer | 43 |
| #1286 | sawblade fragment | 42 |
| #376 | scented massage oil | 3 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #152 | shot of flower schnapps | 6 |
| #310 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #31 | solid baconstone earring | 2 |
| #35 | solid baconstone necklace | 2 |
| #40 | solid baconstone ring | 2 |
| #1833 | solid gold bowling ball | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1281 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1714 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1585 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #2980 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #696 | teddy borg | 11 |
| #1433 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2069 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #2184 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2833 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #1754 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2139 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #1487 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2155 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #2819 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #942 | toy hoverpad | 9 |
| #220 | toy maglev monorail | 6 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #313 | unearthly onyx | 2 |
| #1545 | unstable laser battery | 35 |
| #1266 | vibrating cyborg knife | 6 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |