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| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
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| #987 | Instant Karma | 2 |
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| #669 | LED block | 1 |
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| #48 | New Cloaca-Cola | 6 |
| #1268 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
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| #614 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #128 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #438 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1476 | baconstone | 4 |
| #4411 | badass belt | 7 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
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| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #733 | can of spinach | 2 |
| #260 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
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| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #579 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
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| #75 | duct tape sword | 2 |
| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #87 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #83 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
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| #1895 | filthy lucre | 2 |
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| #140 | flower petal pie | 4 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
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| #949 | hamethyst | 8 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #134 | hamethyst ring | 2 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #516 | iGoogly | 37 |
| #759 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #919 | killing feather | 44 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #964 | monomolecular yo-yo | 26 |
| #280 | mylar scout drone | 17 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #1965 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #886 | oversized fish scaler | 6 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #939 | porquoise | 7 |
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| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
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| #67 | pulled porquoise earring | 1 |
| #107 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #39 | pulled porquoise ring | 2 |
| #1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1286 | robotronic egg | 15 |
| #1355 | rogue swarmer | 43 |
| #1286 | sawblade fragment | 42 |
| #378 | scented massage oil | 3 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #150 | shot of flower schnapps | 6 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #32 | solid baconstone earring | 2 |
| #34 | solid baconstone necklace | 2 |
| #41 | solid baconstone ring | 2 |
| #1829 | solid gold bowling ball | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1713 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1583 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2250 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
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| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
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| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
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| #220 | toy maglev monorail | 6 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #310 | unearthly onyx | 2 |
| #1546 | unstable laser battery | 35 |
| #1268 | vibrating cyborg knife | 6 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |