| #246 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3218 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #2741 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #161 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #258 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #216 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #232 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #197 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #323 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #298 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #285 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #3901 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #19 | Monstar energy beverage | 734 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1575 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #624 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #2173 | brick | 3 |
| #957 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1852 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #803 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #714 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #969 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #964 | dark potion | 1 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #1729 | duct tape | 5 |
| #233 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1043 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1064 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1032 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1031 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1017 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #948 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1911 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #1883 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #1135 | filthy lucre | 19 |
| #958 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #1881 | herringcello | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
| #1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #47 | metallic foil cat ears | 1 |
| #939 | milky potion | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #912 | murky potion | 1 |
| #1125 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #3385 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #369 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #353 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #414 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #590 | small box | 1 |
| #942 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3794 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #1442 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6190 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #676 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #655 | wad of cotton | 3 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #1378 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #365 | yellow glowstick | 4 |