| #584 | Amulet of Yendor | 32 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #465 | Instant Karma | 12 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #858 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #777 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #409 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #88 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #1323 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 7 |
| #540 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 12 |
| #850 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #115 | antimatter wad | 1 |
| #1060 | bag of airline peanuts | 18 |
| #451 | black candy heart | 15 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #499 | blue class ring | 4 |
| #562 | brick | 67 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #1003 | clown hammer | 19 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #169 | cold wad | 15 |
| #315 | cymbal syrup | 29 |
| #598 | defective skull | 33 |
| #1152 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #1595 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #1212 | duct tape | 14 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #1393 | elven moonshine | 2 |
| #1136 | elven socks | 2 |
| #457 | empty agua de vida bottle | 380 |
| #537 | encoder ring | 25 |
| #1034 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 17 |
| #573 | fake fake vomit | 56 |
| #665 | fake hand | 38 |
| #721 | fancy opera glasses | 3 |
| #968 | festive holiday hat | 3 |
| #32 | fleetwood macaroni | 3 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #2418 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #701 | green clay bead | 6 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #198 | hot wad | 27 |
| #1885 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #620 | jazz soap | 46 |
| #756 | joybuzzer | 35 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #865 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 27 |
| #309 | mood ring | 32 |
| #481 | oozenog | 7 |
| #1557 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #773 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 25 |
| #973 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 22 |
| #817 | pink clay bead | 5 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #104 | plexiglass pendant | 2 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1293 | pulsing flesh | 2 |
| #531 | purple clay bead | 3 |
| #64 | radioactive chew toy | 1 |
| #441 | red class ring | 19 |
| #940 | rigid carapace | 5 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1840 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1021 | rubber emo roe | 22 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #150 | sleaze wad | 28 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #133 | spooky wad | 38 |
| #798 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #761 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #1704 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #506 | stainless steel solitaire | 6 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #197 | stench wad | 30 |
| #1332 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #1536 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 22 |
| #5713 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #4868 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #1386 | stuffed Meat | 28 |
| #5716 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #3539 | stuffed astral badger | 12 |
| #5772 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4160 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #1527 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #6373 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4307 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4591 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #1507 | stuffed key | 20 |
| #955 | stuffed martini | 7 |
| #4580 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #1612 | stuffed mink | 20 |
| #1407 | stuffed monocle | 27 |
| #5346 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #4600 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #6198 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #5326 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6928 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1565 | stuffed teddy butler | 22 |
| #1321 | stuffed tin of caviar | 30 |
| #1658 | stuffed treasure chest | 15 |
| #5322 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #208 | twinkly wad | 1,457 |
| #1104 | twitching claw | 4 |
| #1094 | unstable DNA | 33 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #675 | useless powder | 124 |
| #1288 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #436 | white class ring | 14 |
| #762 | whoopie cushion | 39 |
| #1017 | wind-up chattering teeth | 23 |
| #537 | x-ray specs | 35 |
| #1040 | yellow snowcone | 24 |