| #626 | Amulet of Yendor | 28 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #702 | Instant Karma | 5 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #776 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1311 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 7 |
| #851 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #116 | antimatter wad | 1 |
| #1061 | bag of airline peanuts | 18 |
| #449 | black candy heart | 15 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #493 | blue class ring | 4 |
| #833 | brick | 40 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #1004 | clown hammer | 19 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #169 | cold wad | 15 |
| #315 | cymbal syrup | 29 |
| #682 | defective skull | 26 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #1594 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #1334 | duct tape | 11 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #1394 | elven moonshine | 2 |
| #1135 | elven socks | 2 |
| #455 | empty agua de vida bottle | 380 |
| #568 | encoder ring | 22 |
| #1162 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 12 |
| #614 | fake fake vomit | 51 |
| #783 | fake hand | 28 |
| #722 | fancy opera glasses | 3 |
| #970 | festive holiday hat | 3 |
| #230 | filthy lucre | 140 |
| #32 | fleetwood macaroni | 3 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #2420 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #694 | green clay bead | 6 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #198 | hot wad | 27 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #683 | jazz soap | 40 |
| #757 | joybuzzer | 35 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #865 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 27 |
| #343 | mood ring | 27 |
| #481 | oozenog | 7 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #774 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 25 |
| #974 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 22 |
| #809 | pink clay bead | 5 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #104 | plexiglass pendant | 2 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1294 | pulsing flesh | 2 |
| #525 | purple clay bead | 3 |
| #64 | radioactive chew toy | 1 |
| #435 | red class ring | 19 |
| #941 | rigid carapace | 5 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1839 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1019 | rubber emo roe | 22 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #150 | sleaze wad | 28 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #132 | spooky wad | 38 |
| #797 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #1399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #931 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1005 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #197 | stench wad | 30 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #1764 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 16 |
| #5702 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #4855 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #1748 | stuffed Meat | 17 |
| #5706 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #3531 | stuffed astral badger | 12 |
| #5760 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4150 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #6363 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4298 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4580 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #1501 | stuffed key | 20 |
| #1139 | stuffed martini | 5 |
| #4572 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #1800 | stuffed mink | 16 |
| #1802 | stuffed monocle | 16 |
| #5337 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #4592 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #6188 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #5314 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1560 | stuffed teddy butler | 22 |
| #1669 | stuffed tin of caviar | 19 |
| #1658 | stuffed treasure chest | 15 |
| #5312 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #206 | twinkly wad | 1,456 |
| #1105 | twitching claw | 4 |
| #1095 | unstable DNA | 33 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #675 | useless powder | 124 |
| #1284 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #431 | white class ring | 14 |
| #877 | whoopie cushion | 31 |
| #1015 | wind-up chattering teeth | 23 |
| #651 | x-ray specs | 26 |
| #1042 | yellow snowcone | 24 |