| #42 | Boris's key lime pie | 40 |
| #44 | Boris's ring | 27 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1224 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #218 | Crimbuck | 3,587 |
| #211 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #33 | Jarlsberg's earring | 27 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1577 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 13 |
| #359 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 123 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1529 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 20 |
| #234 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #26 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 37 |
| #313 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #130 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #211 | boulder | 10 |
| #113 | bowl of Jeal-O | 38 |
| #1499 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #1063 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #666 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #438 | cloudy potion | 20 |
| #1983 | club necklace | 3 |
| #399 | cursed black pearl onion | 2 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #405 | cursed bottle of rum | 2 |
| #322 | cursed cannonball | 2 |
| #279 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 4 |
| #383 | cursed sea biscuit | 2 |
| #233 | cursed voodoo skull | 5 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #2469 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #110 | ear poison | 28 |
| #181 | eldritch effluvium | 178 |
| #1667 | elven cellocello | 10 |
| #1560 | elven suicide capsule | 10 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2007 | felt | 2 |
| #701 | foam dart | 7 |
| #3427 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1227 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #149 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #142 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #3383 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #217 | hellseal claw | 130 |
| #179 | hellseal whisker | 127 |
| #1658 | herringcello | 8 |
| #326 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #758 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #1662 | killing feather | 28 |
| #2930 | laser-broiled pear | 2 |
| #976 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #1430 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #1082 | monomolecular yo-yo | 18 |
| #1123 | nanite-infested candy cane | 9 |
| #1415 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #279 | night-vision goggles | 6 |
| #1232 | old sweatpants | 24 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #1404 | passable elf mask | 3 |
| #1636 | penguin focaccia bread | 7 |
| #353 | personalized coffee mug | 190 |
| #332 | pie man was not meant to eat | 2 |
| #1064 | pocketwatch on a chain | 2 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #681 | ring of aggravate monster | 5 |
| #2129 | rogue swarmer | 24 |
| #3640 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2800 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2770 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1842 | sawblade fragment | 29 |
| #205 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 67 |
| #191 | slimy sweetbreads | 73 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #1982 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #213 | star key lime pie | 3 |
| #383 | stick of "gum" | 5 |
| #98 | stink-penny | 75 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #2061 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 24 |
| #2159 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 23 |
| #2908 | stuffed angry cow | 16 |
| #3987 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #3257 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3674 | stuffed cocoabo | 11 |
| #4061 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3073 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 15 |
| #1795 | stuffed gray blob | 5 |
| #2197 | stuffed hand turkey | 23 |
| #2786 | stuffed mind flayer | 17 |
| #2218 | stuffed scary death orb | 23 |
| #5354 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3644 | stuffed snowy owl | 11 |
| #2922 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2664 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #3390 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 13 |
| #2120 | stuffing | 2 |
| #1007 | synthetic stuffing | 2 |
| #928 | throwing wrench | 5 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #825 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #484 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #793 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3068 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2902 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2875 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1279 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #2016 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 9 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3319 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #2186 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 8 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #2259 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #2252 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #1496 | tiny plastic killer bee | 12 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #2521 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #3327 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2861 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #2880 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #2516 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #1832 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #107 | tropical orchid | 41 |
| #2721 | unstable laser battery | 4 |
| #993 | useless powder | 45 |
| #2320 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #675 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #2366 | yo-yo | 1 |