| #42 | Boris's key lime pie | 40 |
| #44 | Boris's ring | 27 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #218 | Crimbuck | 3,587 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #33 | Jarlsberg's earring | 27 |
| #394 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1570 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 13 |
| #358 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 123 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1529 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 20 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #26 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 37 |
| #311 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #209 | boulder | 10 |
| #112 | bowl of Jeal-O | 38 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #1062 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #438 | cloudy potion | 20 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #400 | cursed black pearl onion | 2 |
| #493 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #406 | cursed bottle of rum | 2 |
| #322 | cursed cannonball | 2 |
| #278 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 4 |
| #384 | cursed sea biscuit | 2 |
| #232 | cursed voodoo skull | 5 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #2463 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #109 | ear poison | 28 |
| #179 | eldritch effluvium | 178 |
| #1664 | elven cellocello | 10 |
| #1560 | elven suicide capsule | 10 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2008 | felt | 2 |
| #702 | foam dart | 7 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #216 | hellseal claw | 130 |
| #178 | hellseal whisker | 127 |
| #1656 | herringcello | 8 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #759 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #1663 | killing feather | 28 |
| #2932 | laser-broiled pear | 2 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #1082 | monomolecular yo-yo | 18 |
| #1123 | nanite-infested candy cane | 9 |
| #1412 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #2620 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #279 | night-vision goggles | 6 |
| #1223 | old sweatpants | 24 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #1957 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #1404 | passable elf mask | 3 |
| #1636 | penguin focaccia bread | 7 |
| #354 | personalized coffee mug | 190 |
| #330 | pie man was not meant to eat | 2 |
| #1065 | pocketwatch on a chain | 2 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #678 | ring of aggravate monster | 5 |
| #2129 | rogue swarmer | 24 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2790 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1842 | sawblade fragment | 29 |
| #204 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 67 |
| #191 | slimy sweetbreads | 73 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #1974 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #211 | star key lime pie | 3 |
| #383 | stick of "gum" | 5 |
| #95 | stink-penny | 75 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #2049 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 24 |
| #2142 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 23 |
| #2897 | stuffed angry cow | 16 |
| #3977 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #3247 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3663 | stuffed cocoabo | 11 |
| #4051 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3064 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 15 |
| #1796 | stuffed gray blob | 5 |
| #2187 | stuffed hand turkey | 23 |
| #2773 | stuffed mind flayer | 17 |
| #2206 | stuffed scary death orb | 23 |
| #5345 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3637 | stuffed snowy owl | 11 |
| #2911 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2651 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #3378 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 13 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #1007 | synthetic stuffing | 2 |
| #927 | throwing wrench | 5 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #470 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2885 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2862 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1275 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #2009 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 9 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 8 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #2247 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #1492 | tiny plastic killer bee | 12 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2854 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #2511 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #107 | tropical orchid | 41 |
| #2723 | unstable laser battery | 4 |
| #994 | useless powder | 45 |
| #2323 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |