| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #138 | BGE shotglass | 36 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #85 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 10 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1552 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1644 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #1224 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #624 | Crimbo candied pecan | 15 |
| #446 | Crimbo fudge | 25 |
| #511 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 20 |
| #2889 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #715 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #341 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 40 |
| #416 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 28 |
| #145 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 2 |
| #403 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 31 |
| #1221 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1125 | baby killer bee | 5 |
| #1463 | barrrnacle | 4 |
| #1425 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #233 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #463 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #1100 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #1701 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #1439 | candied yams | 5 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #212 | fossilized serpent skull | 4 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #929 | giant discarded bottlecap | 4 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1397 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #1515 | herbal stuffing | 4 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #375 | mime soul fragment | 7 |
| #908 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #1603 | obsidian dagger | 8 |
| #73 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #69 | oil pan | 1 |
| #83 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #1743 | old sweatpants | 6 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #43 | pottery club | 1 |
| #52 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #42 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #43 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #64 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #289 | powdered candy sushi set | 5 |
| #2232 | sawblade fragment | 16 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #175 | smoked potsherd | 4 |
| #1678 | solid gold bowling ball | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #4506 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
| #6274 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3995 | stuffed angry cow | 10 |
| #3340 | stuffed astral badger | 13 |
| #4582 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #4810 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #5316 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3220 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 14 |
| #4903 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #4272 | stuffed mind flayer | 9 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4049 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #4936 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5605 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #4954 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #5739 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5781 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #502 | sweet mochi ball | 8 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #759 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 5 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #424 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 6 |
| #708 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 3 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #394 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 11 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #882 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 2 |
| #656 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 6 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #759 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 5 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #525 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 2 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #536 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 8 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #482 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 5 |
| #492 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
| #442 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 10 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #685 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 3 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #761 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 5 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #360 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 12 |
| #1133 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 2 |
| #962 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 3 |
| #532 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 8 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #847 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 4 |
| #849 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 4 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #845 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 4 |
| #587 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 7 |
| #593 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 7 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #559 | tiny plastic fire servant | 4 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #750 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 5 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #860 | tiny plastic moneybee | 4 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #676 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 6 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #696 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 3 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #684 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 3 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1239 | tofurkey gravy | 6 |
| #1237 | tofurkey leg | 6 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1545 | unstable laser battery | 35 |
| #1353 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #732 | useless powder | 104 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #582 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #590 | wreath of laurels | 1 |