| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #218 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 7 |
| #44 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 14 |
| #47 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 13 |
| #470 | BGE merchandise order form | 8 |
| #240 | BGE pocket calendar | 3 |
| #138 | BGE shotglass | 36 |
| #141 | BGE temporary tattoo | 6 |
| #224 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 5 |
| #15 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 5 |
| #198 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 5 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #252 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO mug | 22 |
| #321 | CRIMBCO wine | 24 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #433 | Drowsy Sword | 44 |
| #78 | Heimandatz's heart | 14 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #120 | Jocko Homo's head | 11 |
| #120 | Kissin' Cousins | 6 |
| #90 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 2 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #165 | Let Me Be! | 8 |
| #187 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 121 |
| #388 | Maxing, Relaxing | 3 |
| #1757 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #122 | Safari Jack's moustache | 10 |
| #225 | Schrödinger's thermos | 100 |
| #153 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 7 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #156 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 9 |
| #72 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 70 |
| #182 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 9 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #98 | Travels with Jerry | 8 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #163 | Yakisoba's hat | 8 |
| #129 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 17 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #150 | cheap elven gloves | 25 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #617 | designer handbag | 4 |
| #194 | elven socks | 21 |
| #1122 | elven suicide capsule | 17 |
| #85 | epic wad | 9 |
| #467 | facsimile dictionary | 22 |
| #133 | festive holiday hat | 27 |
| #444 | giant discarded bottlecap | 11 |
| #787 | giant discarded plastic fork | 11 |
| #301 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 15 |
| #110 | giant pinky ring | 120 |
| #1971 | golden ring | 38 |
| #34 | gray bow tie | 106 |
| #326 | handful of confetti | 110 |
| #96 | heart of the volcano | 61 |
| #109 | imp unity ring | 44 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #73 | obsidian dagger | 108 |
| #37 | patent leather shoes | 110 |
| #2071 | sawblade fragment | 23 |
| #215 | solid gold bowling ball | 87 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #491 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 90 |
| #735 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 61 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #812 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 57 |
| #599 | stuffed Meat | 79 |
| #860 | stuffed alien blob | 8 |
| #761 | stuffed angry cow | 61 |
| #880 | stuffed astral badger | 56 |
| #848 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 58 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #878 | stuffed cocoabo | 53 |
| #242 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 32 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #1265 | stuffed doppelshifter | 7 |
| #667 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 69 |
| #793 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 61 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #742 | stuffed hand turkey | 64 |
| #272 | stuffed martini | 35 |
| #626 | stuffed mind flayer | 74 |
| #408 | stuffed mink | 110 |
| #426 | stuffed monocle | 106 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #933 | stuffed scary death orb | 53 |
| #839 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 57 |
| #643 | stuffed snowy owl | 69 |
| #744 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 65 |
| #639 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 13 |
| #902 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 53 |
| #461 | stuffed teddy butler | 100 |
| #558 | stuffed tin of caviar | 84 |
| #742 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 65 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 18 |
| #669 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 11 |
| #565 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #503 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 9 |
| #339 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 19 |
| #239 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 16 |
| #501 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 9 |
| #514 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 31 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #272 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 34 |
| #289 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 31 |
| #355 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 9 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #561 | tiny plastic Felonia | 8 |
| #383 | tiny plastic G Imp | 17 |
| #935 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 8 |
| #533 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 13 |
| #613 | tiny plastic Hellion | 12 |
| #558 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 13 |
| #568 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 8 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 17 |
| #490 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 14 |
| #934 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 8 |
| #642 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 11 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #714 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 10 |
| #350 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 19 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 2 |
| #358 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 18 |
| #419 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 16 |
| #366 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 12 |
| #298 | tiny plastic The Man | 14 |
| #474 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 15 |
| #344 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 9 |
| #319 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 20 |
| #584 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 8 |
| #364 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 19 |
| #410 | tiny plastic angry goat | 38 |
| #391 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 17 |
| #581 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 12 |
| #605 | tiny plastic astronomer | 12 |
| #426 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 37 |
| #450 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 35 |
| #424 | tiny plastic beanbat | 16 |
| #358 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 11 |
| #748 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 23 |
| #345 | tiny plastic blooper | 19 |
| #374 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 18 |
| #834 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 9 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #481 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 34 |
| #397 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 38 |
| #319 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 13 |
| #313 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 20 |
| #456 | tiny plastic demoninja | 15 |
| #608 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 8 |
| #354 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 19 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #412 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 17 |
| #400 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 17 |
| #663 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 11 |
| #385 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 17 |
| #489 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 32 |
| #625 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 27 |
| #436 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 37 |
| #314 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 21 |
| #547 | tiny plastic goth giant | 13 |
| #538 | tiny plastic grue | 30 |
| #443 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 15 |
| #284 | tiny plastic hermit | 13 |
| #627 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 27 |
| #322 | tiny plastic killer bee | 46 |
| #920 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 8 |
| #493 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 32 |
| #444 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 36 |
| #311 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 20 |
| #516 | tiny plastic mosquito | 31 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #393 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 18 |
| #679 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 7 |
| #503 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 33 |
| #507 | tiny plastic sauceror | 9 |
| #764 | tiny plastic scary clown | 10 |
| #839 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 6 |
| #479 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 14 |
| #378 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 18 |
| #424 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 16 |
| #416 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 37 |
| #663 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 11 |
| #440 | tiny plastic stab bat | 36 |
| #695 | tiny plastic star starfish | 24 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #390 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 24 |
| #742 | tiny plastic taco cat | 10 |
| #325 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 19 |
| #633 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 8 |
| #833 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #249 | tiny plastic warwelf | 25 |
| #317 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 21 |
| #589 | tiny plastic zmobie | 12 |