| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #140 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 6 |
| #75 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 6 |
| #110 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 5 |
| #101 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 5 |
| #101 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 5 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2850 | Crimbuck | 5 |
| #288 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #192 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #2360 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #144 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 5 |
| #243 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 6 |
| #291 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 5 |
| #231 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 9 |
| #356 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 2 |
| #288 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 5 |
| #293 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 7 |
| #197 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 4 |
| #475 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 4 |
| #207 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 10 |
| #198 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 10 |
| #321 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 6 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #158 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 9 |
| #352 | The Joy of Wassailing | 10 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #377 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 6 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #112 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 12 |
| #924 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #534 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 14 |
| #509 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #584 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #33 | bag of many confections | 56 |
| #186 | baggie of powdered sugar | 150 |
| #1425 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #621 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #105 | bottle of Blank-Out | 164 |
| #486 | box of sunshine | 697 |
| #120 | brick of sand | 17 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #86 | canteen of wine | 208 |
| #448 | cheap elven gloves | 10 |
| #1633 | club necklace | 4 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #239 | cream pie | 4 |
| #593 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #189 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #998 | diamond necklace | 7 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #203 | elven limbos gingerbread | 61 |
| #69 | elven moonshine | 118 |
| #468 | elven socks | 10 |
| #335 | empty agua de vida bottle | 630 |
| #2229 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #95 | epic wad | 7 |
| #156 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #355 | fake plastic grass | 5 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #737 | festive holiday hat | 5 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #11 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 736 |
| #244 | filthy lucre | 133 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #12 | gnat lasagna | 89 |
| #11 | gnatloaf | 45 |
| #6 | gnatloaf casserole | 436 |
| #5 | gnatwing | 8,011 |
| 🥈 | gnatwing earring | 2,603 |
| #223 | gray bow tie | 29 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1411 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #163 | iGoogly | 154 |
| #89 | knuckle sandwich | 286 |
| #54 | miniature antlers | 2 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #744 | monomolecular yo-yo | 54 |
| #1339 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #177 | nanofiber cloth | 35 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #283 | patent leather shoes | 24 |
| #417 | penguin thesaurus | 17 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #190 | portable photocopier | 36 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #383 | pretty bouquet | 4 |
| #651 | pretty flower | 98 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1490 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1290 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1308 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 6 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #324 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #602 | sandwich of the gods | 12 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #97 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 3 |
| #115 | sleaze nuggets | 20 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #108 | smoldering box | 1 |
| #57 | smoldering staff | 1 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #698 | spade necklace | 10 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #111 | sticky meat pants | 1 |
| #62 | sticky meat skirt | 1 |
| #693 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 63 |
| #1266 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 39 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1504 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 34 |
| #778 | stuffed Meat | 60 |
| #1083 | stuffed angry cow | 46 |
| #1960 | stuffed astral badger | 26 |
| #1868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 28 |
| #729 | stuffed can of asparagus | 3 |
| #1566 | stuffed cocoabo | 32 |
| #1529 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #1967 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 26 |
| #1900 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 27 |
| #191 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 10 |
| #813 | stuffed gray blob | 28 |
| #1977 | stuffed hand turkey | 26 |
| #383 | stuffed key | 149 |
| #1967 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #1744 | stuffed mind flayer | 30 |
| #801 | stuffed mink | 58 |
| #769 | stuffed monocle | 61 |
| #942 | stuffed ninja snowman | 3 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #221 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 89 |
| #1894 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 27 |
| #1668 | stuffed snowy owl | 30 |
| #1621 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 32 |
| #346 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 23 |
| #2071 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 24 |
| #605 | stuffed teddy butler | 80 |
| #758 | stuffed tin of caviar | 63 |
| #433 | stuffed treasure chest | 132 |
| #1531 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 34 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #145 | synthetic stuffing | 102 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #191 | theoretical string | 124 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #93 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 335 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1258 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 6 |
| #868 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 4 |
| #854 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 9 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 6 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1228 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 6 |
| #943 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 6 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #656 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 6 |
| #1519 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 12 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #573 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 4 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #891 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 11 |
| #881 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 11 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #722 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 5 |
| #781 | tiny plastic Felonia | 6 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #648 | tiny plastic G Imp | 11 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 10 |
| #828 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 9 |
| #611 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 7 |
| #1245 | tiny plastic Hellion | 6 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 5 |
| #1221 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 6 |
| #932 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 8 |
| #1073 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 7 |
| #645 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 11 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #593 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 7 |
| #689 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 3 |
| #492 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
| #903 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 8 |
| #723 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 10 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #487 | tiny plastic The Man | 9 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #482 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 5 |
| #602 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 12 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 5 |
| #1522 | tiny plastic angry goat | 12 |
| #996 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 3 |
| #930 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 8 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 6 |
| #605 | tiny plastic astronomer | 12 |
| #1307 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #1516 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 12 |
| #846 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 4 |
| #1213 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
| #858 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 4 |
| #741 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 5 |
| #736 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 5 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1109 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 2 |
| #953 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 3 |
| #1268 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 14 |
| #830 | tiny plastic blooper | 9 |
| #819 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 9 |
| #531 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 13 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 2 |
| #861 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 4 |
| #748 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 5 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 15 |
| #1194 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 15 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #657 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 7 |
| #942 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 8 |
| #643 | tiny plastic demoninja | 11 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 7 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #609 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 12 |
| #656 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 11 |
| #868 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 7 |
| #1051 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 7 |
| #1830 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 10 |
| #1670 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 11 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 14 |
| #904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 8 |
| #1071 | tiny plastic goth giant | 7 |
| #2226 | tiny plastic grue | 8 |
| #942 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 8 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 9 |
| #963 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 3 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic killer bee | 10 |
| #808 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 9 |
| #2229 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 8 |
| #2519 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #1070 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 7 |
| #604 | tiny plastic moneybee | 7 |
| #2231 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #676 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 6 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 10 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #1359 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 13 |
| #1814 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #691 | tiny plastic scary clown | 11 |
| #1032 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 5 |
| #724 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 10 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #574 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 4 |
| #1430 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #1426 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #750 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 10 |
| #2236 | tiny plastic stab bat | 8 |
| #1194 | tiny plastic star starfish | 15 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #849 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 11 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic taco cat | 6 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #412 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 6 |
| #810 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 9 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #851 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 6 |
| #837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #1259 | tiny plastic warwelf | 6 |
| #1045 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 7 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #835 | toast | 859 |
| #160 | towel | 58 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #11 | wok lobster | 35 |