Spag Etti

RankItemQuantity
#256A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#2095Angry Farmer candy1
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
#1133Asleep in the Cemetery1
#924Boris's ring1
#1012Brimstone Chicken Sandwich1
#1237Cold Hots candy1
#399Cookbook of the Damned1
#1927Daffy Taffy1
#1008Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#607Gaia beads1
#755Gummi-Gnauga1
#1147Heimandatz's heart1
#775Jarlsberg's earring1
#1287Jocko Homo's head1
#691Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet1
🥇LWA ring1
#970Lord of the Flies-sized fries1
#848Maxing, Relaxing1
#2682Mr. Mediocrebar1
#472Necrotelicomnicon1
#2659Rock Pops1
#1074Safari Jack's moustache1
#1319Senior Mints1
#975Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#471Sinful Desires1
#644Steal This Candy1
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#1954Tasty Fun Good rice candy1
#853The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#1038The Mariachi's guitar case1
#1016Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#1946Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#1813Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#2345Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette1
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#936Travels with Jerry1
#1307Trollhouse cookies1
#1954Wint-O-Fresh mint1
#1119Yakisoba's hat1
#623alphabet gum1
#1921awful poetry journal1
#951bag of Cheat-Os1
#630ballroom blintz1
#288beach glass necklace1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#105booty chest charrrm bracelet1
#1141candied kobold1
#2875candied yams1
#80cannonball charrrm bracelet1
#714chocolate filthy lucre1
#616clay peace-sign bead1
#81copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet1
#951crazy little Turkish delight1
#541creamsicle1
#3285diamond necklace1
#1853disturbing fanfic1
#655donkey flipbook1
#585dope gangsta bling-bling1
#426dwarvish magazine1
#477enormous hoop earring1
#1944facsimile dictionary1
#2536giant pinky ring1
#2776golden ring1
#103grumpy old man charrrm bracelet1
#3382heart necklace1
#1241herb brownies1
#575honey-dipped locust1
#684hot date1
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#3705nanite-infested candy cane1
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#248peace-sign necklace1
#1465penguin thesaurus1
#302phat turquoise bracelet1
#1096pile of candy1
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#1556roasted marshmallow1
#3638rubber WWBD? bracelet1
#3663rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#3658rubber WWSPD? bracelet1
#3648rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#78rum barrel charrrm bracelet1
#1020rusty chain necklace1
#578savoy truffle1
#2957shiny ring1
#82silver tongue charrrm bracelet1
#3320spade necklace1
#3139stuffed Baron von Ratsworth1
#8936stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#8941stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#3115stuffed Meat1
#8860stuffed angry cow1
#8972stuffed astral badger1
#8947stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#165stuffed bandersnatch1
#162stuffed caterpillar1
#8830stuffed cocoabo1
#8922stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#8969stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#8976stuffed hand turkey1
#2682stuffed key1
#8910stuffed mind flayer1
#3072stuffed mink1
#3112stuffed monocle1
#8939stuffed scary death orb1
#4801stuffed shoulder parrot1
#8960stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#8802stuffed snowy owl1
#8881stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#8877stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#3135stuffed teddy butler1
#3107stuffed tin of caviar1
#2705stuffed treasure chest1
#8890stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#152stuffed yeti1
#73tarrrnished charrrm bracelet1
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#2849tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf2
#65tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo1
#21tiny plastic Armory1
#2777tiny plastic Axe Wound2
#18tiny plastic Bar1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#2810tiny plastic Black Knight2
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#2048tiny plastic Boss Bat2
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#61tiny plastic Café Elf1
#18tiny plastic Cafe1
#8192tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#47tiny plastic Crimbo caroler1
#42tiny plastic Crimbo cheer1
#86tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva1
#101tiny plastic Crimbomega1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#87tiny plastic Crimborgatron1
#101tiny plastic Crimbot1
#59tiny plastic Dolph Bossin1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#20tiny plastic Factory1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#3830tiny plastic G Imp1
#174tiny plastic GORM-81
#3954tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3875tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3910tiny plastic Hellion1
#3883tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#3958tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3872tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3911tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3895tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#3906tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3892tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#3927tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#3857tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#110tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#2858tiny plastic angry bugbear2
#1375tiny plastic angry space marine1
#78tiny plastic angry vikings1
#3943tiny plastic anime smiley1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#2791tiny plastic apathetic lizardman2
#2804tiny plastic astronomer2
#73tiny plastic bad vibe1
#6143tiny plastic barrrnacle2
#2792tiny plastic beanbat2
#1366tiny plastic beebee gunners1
#3924tiny plastic blooper1
#2851tiny plastic brainsweeper2
#2768tiny plastic briefcase bat2
#39tiny plastic caboose1
#38tiny plastic chem lab1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#37tiny plastic coal car1
#8221tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#2096tiny plastic conservationist hippy2
#3911tiny plastic cubist bull1
#2769tiny plastic demoninja2
#36tiny plastic dining car1
#53tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"1
#3877tiny plastic drunk goat1
#101tiny plastic exo-suited miner1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#3844tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3910tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#38tiny plastic food lab1
#8152tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8187tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#3860tiny plastic goth giant1
#8059tiny plastic grue1
#3895tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#8069tiny plastic killer bee1
#8102tiny plastic levitating potato1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3995tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#3892tiny plastic scary clown1
#3851tiny plastic senile lihc1
#3952tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3937tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8160tiny plastic stab bat1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#3861tiny plastic topiary golem1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#3873tiny plastic warwelf1
#3851tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3847tiny plastic zmobie1
#687walrus-tusk earring1
#698woven baling wire bracelets1
#1157wrench bracelet1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1

Wow, that's 256 items total!

what items are this player missing?