| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #2126 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #1030 | Crimbo candied pecan | 5 |
| #858 | Crimbo fudge | 9 |
| #778 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 10 |
| #351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| 🥈 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 7,720 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #51 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #172 | ballast turtle | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #122 | blue shell | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #77 | boxcar turtle | 1 |
| #484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #132 | chocolate pasta spoon | 5 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #309 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #176 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #12 | huge spoon | 1,037 |
| #23 | iron pasta spoon | 596 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #990 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #158 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #30 | pasta spoon | 2,290 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #368 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #120 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #5 | spoon! | 117 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #331 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #2464 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
| #5702 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #6262 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #2220 | stuffed Meat | 9 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #6358 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4794 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #2290 | stuffed key | 4 |
| #1676 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #2192 | stuffed mink | 9 |
| #2386 | stuffed monocle | 7 |
| #5804 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #6321 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2222 | stuffed teddy butler | 9 |
| #2232 | stuffed tin of caviar | 9 |
| #2109 | stuffed treasure chest | 6 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #1444 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1490 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 5 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #110 | torquoise | 1 |
| #126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #196 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #286 | turtlemail bits | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2308 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #479 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #356 | warbear metalworking primer | 2 |
| #364 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 2 |
| #382 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #422 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #433 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #650 | warbear whosit | 1 |