| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1985 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #854 | Cloaca-Cola | 22 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #471 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 9 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #893 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 3 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #846 | Goodfella contract | 4 |
| #862 | Instant Karma | 3 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #148 | Meat maid body | 1 |
| #1000 | Meleegra™ pills | 2 |
| #550 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 2 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #1296 | Time Juice | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2546 | Yummy Tummy bean | 9 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #3937 | badass belt | 9 |
| #84 | bag of many confections | 5 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #143 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #1102 | blood flower | 3 |
| #1387 | bottle of goofballs | 17 |
| #1439 | bottle of rum | 2 |
| #5525 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #132 | chrome helmet turtle | 2 |
| #159 | clockwork sphere | 1 |
| #65 | clockwork spine | 1 |
| #152 | cotton candy cone | 2 |
| #889 | dead guy's watch | 3 |
| #177 | dense meat stack | 5,900 |
| #1036 | drywall axe | 8 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #798 | eyepatch | 3 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #733 | filthy lucre | 48 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1006 | giant discarded plastic fork | 8 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #660 | gnauga hide | 2 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #1148 | hamethyst | 6 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #261 | heavy metal sonata | 2 |
| #320 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 2 |
| #842 | helmet turtle | 27 |
| #920 | iron pasta spoon | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1847 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #383 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #162 | magical mystery juice | 134 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #526 | megatofu | 3 |
| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #1490 | mushroom fermenting solution | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| 🥇 | orange traffic cone | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1488 | pail | 2 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #971 | ridiculously huge sword | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #116 | sea salt scrubs | 1 |
| #2007 | shiny ring | 5 |
| #101 | smile-sharpening stone | 3 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2989 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #936 | turtle totem | 20 |
| #2412 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |