| #343 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 5 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #432 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 4 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #30 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 6 |
| #469 | Boss Bat bling | 7 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #615 | Crimbuck | 1,606 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #701 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #620 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #481 | LED block | 2 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #388 | Maxing, Relaxing | 3 |
| #437 | NPZR chemistry set | 5 |
| #477 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 2 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #710 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #201 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 4 |
| #1155 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #227 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 13 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #169 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #88 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 14 |
| #1311 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 7 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #700 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #1139 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #734 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #623 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #572 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #1461 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 5 |
| #1965 | candied yams | 3 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1062 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #342 | candy knuckles | 6 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #444 | cup of infinite pencils | 2 |
| #1186 | elven cellocello | 17 |
| #1322 | elven suicide capsule | 14 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #564 | heart of the volcano | 12 |
| #1558 | herringcello | 10 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #40 | invisibility potion | 11 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #41 | irresistibility potion | 12 |
| #40 | irritability potion | 13 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1825 | killing feather | 24 |
| #599 | laser-broiled pear | 13 |
| #132 | linoleum crossbow string | 1 |
| #125 | linoleum sword hilt | 1 |
| #3078 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #2561 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #846 | nanofiber cloth | 4 |
| #870 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
| #1222 | penguin focaccia bread | 15 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #26 | red coin | 3 |
| #1114 | robotronic egg | 23 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #2223 | rogue swarmer | 20 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #2027 | sawblade fragment | 24 |
| #2031 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #1540 | unstable DNA | 15 |
| #2414 | unstable laser battery | 15 |
| #1118 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #2068 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |