| #345 | ASCII shirt | 5 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #759 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 5 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #88 | Chori Zo trading card | 2 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #137 | Eau de Guaneau | 4 |
| #184 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #617 | Gummi-Gnauga | 2 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #90 | Inndya trading card | 2 |
| #389 | Instant Karma | 16 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #318 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 4 |
| #164 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 24 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #45 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 3 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #467 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 4 |
| #304 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 5 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #442 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 3 |
| #207 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 7 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 2 |
| #414 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 5 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #490 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 4 |
| #261 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 3 |
| #408 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 5 |
| #415 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 5 |
| #407 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 5 |
| #546 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 3 |
| #90 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 2 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #182 | SPF 451 lip balm | 13 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #44 | The Snake trading card | 3 |
| #26 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 4 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #191 | bag of lard | 6 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #221 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 4 |
| #343 | bottle of antifreeze | 3 |
| #420 | bottle of pirate juice | 2 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #269 | can of spinach | 8 |
| #383 | chorizo brownies | 4 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #163 | distilled fortified wine | 15 |
| #129 | donkey flipbook | 6 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #2070 | easter egg balloon | 10 |
| #370 | fake blood | 3 |
| #1536 | fancy chocolate car | 6 |
| #282 | [2426]fire flower | 4 |
| #148 | freezerburned ice cube | 2 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #453 | gnauga hide | 9 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #764 | guy made of bee pollen | 2 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #1457 | handful of confetti | 26 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #748 | heart of the volcano | 8 |
| #1192 | heavy D | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #1091 | paperclip | 3 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #188 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 4 |
| #405 | pork elf goodies sack | 17 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #174 | scented massage oil | 10 |
| #194 | shrinking powder | 2 |
| #111 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 2 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #940 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1005 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #186 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 4 |
| #1444 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #457 | valuable trinket | 181 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |