| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #614 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 2 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2425 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #864 | Cold Hots candy | 3 |
| #1450 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #827 | Daffy Taffy | 32 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #342 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #455 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #925 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 52 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #1545 | Rock Pops | 20 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #402 | Steal This Candy | 4 |
| #1102 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 18 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #855 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 10 |
| #1441 | Yummy Tummy bean | 94 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #270 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #255 | ant pick | 1 |
| #251 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #283 | ant rake | 1 |
| #260 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #730 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #258 | black spot | 3 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #2171 | brick | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #1021 | can of Binarrrca | 7 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #645 | candied kobold | 4 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #529 | comfy coffin | 2 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1183 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #1465 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #487 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #385 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 2 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #460 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #431 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #985 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #159 | dull fish scale | 44 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #503 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #229 | fancy canapés | 2 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #164 | giant glass of brandy | 3 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #3384 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #123 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #2543 | killing feather | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #731 | lewd playing card | 2 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #604 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 4 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #2677 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #2724 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #681 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8976 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #15 | stuffed scary death orb | 2,313 |
| #4801 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #124 | thermos of brew | 4 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #1591 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |