| #475 | "DRINK ME" potion | 9 |
| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #60 | A Light that Never Goes Out | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #151 | Cheer-Up soda | 2 |
| #212 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #142 | Coinspiracy | 5 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #224 | DUFRESNE Suds | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #212 | Freddy Kruegerand | 8 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #206 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #249 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 82 |
| #144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #47 | SMOOCH bottlecap | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #180 | Space Tourist Phaser | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #33 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #211 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #78 | Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin | 1 |
| #56 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #103 | Volcoino | 1 |
| #68 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 26 |
| #169 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 1 |
| #49 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #15 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #58 | bellhop's hat | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #173 | black and white cracker | 3 |
| #13 | blue LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #151 | blue oyster badge | 1 |
| #520 | blue snowcone | 10 |
| #1369 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #2555 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #55 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 2 |
| #26 | cheerful antler hat | 3 |
| #27 | cheerful pajama pants | 3 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #127 | contract enforcement stick | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #507 | crystalline cheer | 4 |
| #99 | cursed wishbone | 3 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1300 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #442 | ghost of a necklace | 3 |
| #14 | giant O | 2 |
| #15 | giant X | 2 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #183 | giant safety pin | 1 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #51 | high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #70 | hunk of granite | 48 |
| #175 | hushed puppy | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #34 | little piece of steel | 2 |
| #96 | logging hatchet | 1 |
| #106 | mafia filofax | 1 |
| #76 | mafia thumb ring | 1 |
| #634 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #313 | memory of a T | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #14 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 2 |
| #7 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 2 |
| #7 | mime pocket probe | 2 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #326 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #290 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1204 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1853 | old sweatpants | 4 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #390 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #924 | pink clay bead | 2 |
| #134 | protection stick | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #773 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #807 | red striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| #58 | shovelful of dirt | 56 |
| #172 | shushed potatoes | 3 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #67 | silent H | 3 |
| #121 | silent I | 4 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #189 | silent O | 2 |
| #80 | silent P | 7 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #44 | silent Z | 4 |
| #410 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #22 | smooth velvet bra | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pants | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #170 | soap knife | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2989 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #131 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 5 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #130 | steel drivin' hammer | 1 |
| #6967 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #143 | transparent nog | 3 |
| #129 | unfinished fruitcake | 3 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #211 | wand of pigification | 2 |
| #48 | white elephant gift | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #880 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |