| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #105 | Miniborg laser | 5 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #521 | PADL Phone | 3 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #1832 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #938 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1187 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1499 | monomolecular yo-yo | 5 |
| #836 | mylar scout drone | 5 |
| #684 | nanite-infested candy cane | 18 |
| #2561 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #301 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 14 |
| #711 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1491 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #832 | oyster basket | 4 |
| #86 | parasitic claw | 3 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #493 | party hat | 3 |
| #588 | pixellated candy heart | 20 |
| #414 | polyalloy shield | 8 |
| #1404 | possessed top | 3 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #753 | puce striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1796 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1077 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #844 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 2 |
| #708 | roasted marshmallow | 25 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #830 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 2 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #412 | sewer nuggets | 19 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #2562 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #978 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1043 | spooky stick | 2 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #851 | synthetic stuffing | 4 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #368 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 2 |
| #538 | tequila grenade | 2 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1040 | toy hoverpad | 7 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2236 | unstable laser battery | 20 |
| #509 | war tongs | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #1238 | wind-up chattering teeth | 13 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2119 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |