| #577 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 2 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #200 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #572 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #502 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #173 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 3 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #310 | C.H.U.M. knife | 3 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1041 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #72 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #430 | Frosty's frosty mug | 3 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #256 | Green Clover of Justice | 8 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #39 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 2 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #1115 | Iron Beta of Industry | 3 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #729 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #559 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #1332 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 7 |
| #289 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 23 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #200 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 7 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #417 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 5 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #253 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #463 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #658 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #282 | Sinful Desires | 2 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #625 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 5 |
| #439 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #633 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #171 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #177 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #293 | bed of coals | 3 |
| #475 | big rock | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #146 | bowl of fishysoisse | 6 |
| #3699 | box of sunshine | 17 |
| #284 | brown plastic baby | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #633 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #578 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 17 |
| #311 | comfy coffin | 4 |
| #217 | concentrated garbage juice | 4 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #195 | deadly lampshade | 5 |
| #202 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #376 | extra-greasy slider | 5 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #339 | flamin' bindle | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #158 | freezin' bindle | 4 |
| #106 | frigid air mattress | 6 |
| #173 | frozen banquet | 13 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #57 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 21 |
| #588 | handful of confetti | 70 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| #548 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 2 |
| #301 | jar of squeeze | 3 |
| #709 | kneecapping stick | 14 |
| #93 | less-than-three-shaped box | 3 |
| #608 | lewd playing card | 3 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #193 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #1222 | mafia aria | 9 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #230 | orange candygram | 2 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #133 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #659 | penguin skin | 38 |
| #158 | pink candygram | 3 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #310 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #651 | scroll of pasta summoning | 14 |
| #25 | slime-soaked brain | 8 |
| #61 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 4 |
| #31 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 6 |
| #387 | spooky bindle | 2 |
| #487 | stained mattress | 2 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1401 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #1335 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #660 | stainless steel suspenders | 6 |
| #49 | sterno-flavored Hob-O | 20 |
| #238 | stinkin' bindle | 3 |
| #1931 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1041 | support cummerbund | 3 |
| #220 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 5 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3347 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2493 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3988 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6155 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #3323 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #2816 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6199 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3306 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1202 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 6 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #2700 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #926 | toast | 713 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #669 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #471 | voodoo snuff | 2 |
| #565 | wad of cotton | 4 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |
| #439 | yellow glowstick | 3 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |