| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #747 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1446 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #1866 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #84 | Roo trading card | 2 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #753 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #2041 | baconstone | 2 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #681 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #800 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #553 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #529 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #648 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #1465 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1462 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #567 | cream stout | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #264 | dry martini | 1 |
| #210 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #1039 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1061 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1028 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1059 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1013 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #879 | fine wine | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #781 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #659 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #384 | henna face paint | 1 |
| #547 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1355 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #145 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #478 | margarita | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #312 | mixed wildflower greens | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #493 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #641 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #771 | shingle | 1 |
| #230 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
| #304 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #969 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #233 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #248 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #348 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #639 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #576 | tube of dread wax | 1 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #788 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |