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| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #667 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
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| #1226 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #201 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
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| #1062 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
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| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
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| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #511 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #850 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
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| #842 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
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| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
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| #1357 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
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| #2061 | kite | 1 |
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| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
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| #1211 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #230 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #1348 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #836 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #1087 | marionette | 1 |
| #667 | martini | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
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| #502 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #850 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
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| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
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| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
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| #494 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1096 | pile of candy | 1 |
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| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #846 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #824 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #2276 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #3662 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
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| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
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| #1809 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #239 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
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| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #466 | strawberry wine | 1 |
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| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
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| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #8894 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1211 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #349 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1868 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2070 | top | 1 |
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| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
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| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
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| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
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| #1106 | white lightning | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #1378 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
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