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| #842 | green snowcone | 1 |
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| #1193 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
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| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
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| #834 | maple syrup | 1 |
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| #665 | martini | 1 |
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| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
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| #515 | redrum | 1 |
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| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
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| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
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| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
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| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1210 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #348 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
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| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
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| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
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| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #1378 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
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