| #1088 | CRIMBCO mug | 7 |
| #1251 | CRIMBCO scrip | 25 |
| #1011 | CRIMBCO wine | 6 |
| #2127 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #371 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2851 | Crimbuck | 5 |
| #170 | FDKOL hotcakes | 34 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #381 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #841 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 8 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #777 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #620 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 6 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #931 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 3 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #967 | banana | 2 |
| #337 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #315 | beholed bedsheet | 3 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #160 | blue plastic baby | 2 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #4136 | candy cane | 2 |
| #186 | candy kneecapping stick | 10 |
| #461 | candy knuckles | 5 |
| #616 | canteen of wine | 41 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #53 | cheap elven gloves | 48 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1291 | eggnog | 9 |
| #247 | elven limbos gingerbread | 54 |
| #311 | elven cellocello | 38 |
| #243 | elven hardtack | 7 |
| #269 | elven moonshine | 44 |
| #40 | elven socks | 59 |
| #239 | elven squeeze | 9 |
| #335 | elven suicide capsule | 36 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #779 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 8 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #55 | festive holiday hat | 49 |
| #206 | festive sausage | 12 |
| #156 | fiery wing | 49 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #1884 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #518 | golden ring | 43 |
| #412 | gray bow tie | 17 |
| #1187 | handful of confetti | 34 |
| #696 | herringcello | 25 |
| #178 | holiday cheese log | 12 |
| #1305 | iGoogly | 4 |
| #1000 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #304 | invisible bag | 3 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #1240 | killing feather | 37 |
| #594 | knuckle sandwich | 34 |
| #563 | laser-broiled pear | 14 |
| #322 | licorice garrote | 6 |
| #162 | live wire | 5 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1414 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #833 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #870 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #562 | nanofiber cloth | 9 |
| #364 | night-vision goggles | 5 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #886 | oversized fish scaler | 6 |
| #983 | pair of bolt cutters | 3 |
| #222 | passable elf mask | 14 |
| #560 | patent leather shoes | 11 |
| #608 | penguin focaccia bread | 26 |
| #515 | penguin thesaurus | 14 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #235 | pocketwatch on a chain | 10 |
| #336 | poison pen | 5 |
| #514 | polyalloy shield | 7 |
| #538 | pulsing flesh | 7 |
| #499 | rigid carapace | 9 |
| #1244 | robotronic egg | 17 |
| #865 | sandwich of the gods | 8 |
| #1335 | sawblade fragment | 41 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #666 | synthetic stuffing | 8 |
| #1005 | theoretical string | 7 |
| #226 | thermos of brew | 2 |
| #175 | throwing wrench | 14 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #884 | toy hoverpad | 10 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #726 | twitching claw | 7 |
| #1343 | unstable DNA | 22 |
| #1890 | unstable laser battery | 28 |
| #1777 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #157 | witch hat | 5 |