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| #571 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #269 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 4 |
| #80 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 7 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #265 | Frosty's frosty mug | 6 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #389 | Hodgman's blanket | 3 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #57 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 2 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #39 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #383 | Let Me Be! | 4 |
| #49 | Mad Train wine | 3,652 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #413 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 9 |
| #248 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 6 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #222 | Travels with Jerry | 5 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #817 | battered Crimbo Crate | 9 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #157 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 51 |
| #72 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 1 |
| #183 | bowl of fishysoisse | 5 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1243 | canteen of wine | 9 |
| #943 | cheap elven gloves | 3 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #311 | comfy coffin | 4 |
| #383 | concentrated garbage juice | 2 |
| #316 | corncob pipe | 4 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #234 | cup of infinite pencils | 6 |
| #195 | deadly lampshade | 5 |
| #224 | decaying goldfish liver | 31 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #296 | distilled fortified wine | 9 |
| #620 | dusty Crimbo crate | 17 |
| #1268 | elven limbos gingerbread | 5 |
| #1394 | elven moonshine | 2 |
| #36 | elven whittling knife | 3 |
| #490 | extra-greasy slider | 3 |
| #218 | fake hand | 118 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #296 | filth-encrusted futon | 3 |
| #101 | flamin' bindle | 6 |
| #175 | frayed rope belt | 8 |
| #159 | freezin' bindle | 4 |
| #402 | frigid air mattress | 2 |
| #286 | frozen banquet | 8 |
| #212 | gator skin | 40 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #1203 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| 🥈 | hemp backpack | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #71 | hobo fortress blueprints | 2 |
| #11 | ice pick | 1 |
| #64 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #313 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 6 |
| #301 | jar of squeeze | 3 |
| #861 | knuckle sandwich | 17 |
| #730 | lewd playing card | 2 |
| #249 | lucky bottlecap | 6 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #284 | panhandle panhandling hat | 5 |
| #1142 | patent leather shoes | 2 |
| #1138 | penguin thesaurus | 3 |
| #908 | pulsing flesh | 4 |
| #255 | rigid carapace | 14 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #129 | sewer nuggets | 263 |
| #31 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #76 | shimmering rainbow sand | 9 |
| #49 | sinister altar fragment | 9 |
| #625 | solid gold pegleg | 2 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #305 | spooky bindle | 3 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #330 | stinkin' bindle | 2 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #6381 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #7016 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #4925 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5596 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #6321 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #1071 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 9 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #285 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 4 |
| #678 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 11 |
| #961 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 8 |
| #961 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #1173 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #744 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 10 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #1490 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Felonia | 4 |
| #1248 | tiny plastic G Imp | 6 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 6 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #832 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 9 |
| #1249 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 6 |
| #1060 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 7 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #915 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 8 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 9 |
| #1213 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 6 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #966 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 5 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 7 |
| #844 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 9 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #946 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 8 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #928 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 8 |
| #736 | tiny plastic astronomer | 10 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #830 | tiny plastic blooper | 9 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 7 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #592 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 12 |
| #810 | tiny plastic demoninja | 9 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #735 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 10 |
| #1085 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 7 |
| #945 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 8 |
| #922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 8 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #808 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 9 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #814 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 9 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #920 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 8 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1462 | tiny plastic scary clown | 5 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 6 |
| #1471 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #822 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 9 |
| #4004 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #854 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 9 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #955 | tiny plastic taco cat | 8 |
| #1723 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1479 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #1704 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #635 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 11 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic zmobie | 6 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #834 | twitching claw | 6 |
| #1507 | unstable DNA | 16 |
| #1965 | valuable trinket | 7 |
| #249 | voodoo snuff | 6 |