| #70 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1158 | Crimbuck | 436 |
| #72 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #67 | Frat Army FGF | 126 |
| #67 | Hippy Army MPE | 209 |
| #488 | Hodgman's blanket | 2 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #29 | Libram of Divine Favors | 2 |
| #1598 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #129 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #494 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| 🥉 | Spooky Putty leotard | 1 |
| #235 | Summer Nights | 5 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #118 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 19 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #285 | banana smoothie | 2 |
| #172 | beholed bedsheet | 5 |
| #349 | black spot | 2 |
| #206 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 28 |
| #5245 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #18 | candy cornucopia | 3 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #423 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 25 |
| #62 | coconut shell | 1,575 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #370 | disassembled clover | 192 |
| #96 | dry noodles | 2,075 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #334 | extra-greasy slider | 6 |
| #1801 | filthy lucre | 3 |
| #4 | flaming familiar doppelgänger | 1 |
| #604 | frozen banquet | 2 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #380 | golden ring | 68 |
| #4022 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #66 | hellion cube | 181 |
| #615 | hobo nickel | 291 |
| #29 | infant sandworm | 2 |
| #304 | invisible bag | 3 |
| #17 | irradiated candy cane | 234 |
| #135 | irradiated pet snacks | 2 |
| #731 | lewd playing card | 2 |
| #105 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #67 | little paper umbrella | 1,707 |
| #108 | magical ice cubes | 797 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #477 | nanite-infested eggnog | 10 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #133 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #14 | plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #190 | radium-flavored potato chips | 350 |
| #1703 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #37 | sane hatrack | 2 |
| #48 | scrumdiddlyumptious solution | 15 |
| #100 | scrumptious reagent | 1,684 |
| #14 | siesta-ing Casagnova gnome | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #353 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 3 |
| #92 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 5 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #1784 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #1492 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #1500 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #1487 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 5 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #1768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #369 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #1768 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #1440 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 5 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #2058 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1800 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #1239 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 6 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1451 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #1780 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #2217 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #333 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #354 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #1790 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #2815 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1431 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 5 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #4810 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #368 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 3 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #3303 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2175 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4892 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #319 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 3 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2699 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #19 | unemployed hunchbacked minion | 1 |
| #162 | unstable laser battery | 112 |
| #2081 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |