| #73 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1158 | Crimbuck | 436 |
| #73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #67 | Frat Army FGF | 126 |
| #67 | Hippy Army MPE | 209 |
| #487 | Hodgman's blanket | 2 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #29 | Libram of Divine Favors | 2 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #493 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| 🥉 | Spooky Putty leotard | 1 |
| #234 | Summer Nights | 5 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #119 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 19 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #285 | banana smoothie | 2 |
| #170 | beholed bedsheet | 5 |
| #348 | black spot | 2 |
| #205 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 28 |
| #5241 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #18 | candy cornucopia | 3 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #423 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 25 |
| #61 | coconut shell | 1,575 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #369 | disassembled clover | 192 |
| #95 | dry noodles | 2,075 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #332 | extra-greasy slider | 6 |
| #1798 | filthy lucre | 3 |
| #4 | flaming familiar doppelgänger | 1 |
| #606 | frozen banquet | 2 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #380 | golden ring | 68 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #66 | hellion cube | 181 |
| #614 | hobo nickel | 291 |
| #29 | infant sandworm | 2 |
| #302 | invisible bag | 3 |
| #14 | irradiated candy cane | 234 |
| #135 | irradiated pet snacks | 2 |
| #730 | lewd playing card | 2 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #66 | little paper umbrella | 1,707 |
| #107 | magical ice cubes | 797 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #474 | nanite-infested eggnog | 10 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #17 | plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #189 | radium-flavored potato chips | 350 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #37 | sane hatrack | 2 |
| #48 | scrumdiddlyumptious solution | 15 |
| #100 | scrumptious reagent | 1,684 |
| #14 | siesta-ing Casagnova gnome | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #353 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 3 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 5 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #1173 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #1490 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 5 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #369 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #1436 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 5 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 6 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #2213 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #334 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #354 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1430 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 5 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #368 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 3 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #3296 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2174 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1471 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #4004 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #318 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 3 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2143 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #19 | unemployed hunchbacked minion | 1 |
| #162 | unstable laser battery | 112 |
| #2083 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |