| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #184 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 3 |
| #1395 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 8 |
| #611 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
| #798 | Bonerdagon necklace | 13 |
| #1167 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #1169 | Boss Bat britches | 10 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #647 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 12 |
| #669 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #1133 | Drowsy Sword | 11 |
| #608 | Goodfella contract | 19 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1722 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 11 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #2857 | badass belt | 16 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #2464 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #381 | drum machine | 10 |
| #1553 | easter egg balloon | 15 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #612 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 35 |
| #764 | facsimile dictionary | 11 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1809 | grue egg | 13 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #474 | immense cyborg hand | 8 |
| #509 | killing feather | 61 |
| #292 | laser-broiled pear | 27 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #154 | monomolecular yo-yo | 441 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #1040 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1339 | obsidian dagger | 11 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #410 | oversized fish scaler | 10 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #51 | pirate fledges | 2 |
| #315 | polyalloy shield | 9 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #726 | radium-flavored potato chips | 24 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #171 | rogue swarmer | 144 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #571 | sawblade fragment | 65 |
| #550 | sawblade shield | 4 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #1948 | spectre scepter | 10 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1051 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #4195 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #2412 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 20 |
| #3023 | stuffed angry cow | 15 |
| #2541 | stuffed astral badger | 19 |
| #2821 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 17 |
| #2831 | stuffed cocoabo | 16 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3601 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3598 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 12 |
| #172 | stuffed gray blob | 256 |
| #4046 | stuffed hand turkey | 10 |
| #4021 | stuffed mind flayer | 10 |
| #5337 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #2921 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 16 |
| #3098 | stuffed snowy owl | 14 |
| #3057 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3349 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3746 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #99 | teddy borg | 94 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #264 | toy maglev monorail | 5 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #322 | turtle pheromones | 10 |
| #1942 | unstable laser battery | 27 |
| #489 | vampire collar | 2 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #551 | vibrating cyborg knife | 10 |
| #202 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 25 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #606 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 34 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #365 | yellow glowstick | 4 |