| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #75 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #179 | Black Body™ spray | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #747 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #499 | Bulky Buddy Box | 6 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #310 | C.H.U.M. knife | 3 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #39 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #185 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 2 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #88 | Rainbow's Gravity | 2 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #53 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 2 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #89 | black belt | 1 |
| #117 | black blade | 1 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #202 | black cherry soda | 1 |
| #120 | black cloak | 1 |
| #86 | black cowboy hat | 1 |
| #134 | black eye shadow | 1 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #187 | black facepaint | 1 |
| #668 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #551 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #196 | black gold | 1 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #157 | black label | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #609 | black pension check | 1 |
| #578 | black pepper | 1 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #1045 | black pixel | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #192 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #917 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #893 | blackberry | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #79 | borg sock monkey | 29 |
| #305 | bottle of black cat tonic | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #546 | bunch of bananas | 5 |
| #209 | can of black paint | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #45 | container of Spooky Putty | 2 |
| #36 | cotton candy cocoon | 2 |
| #488 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #493 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #115 | cyborg doll | 15 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #669 | dollhive | 10 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #275 | gold lamé pants | 2 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1591 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1094 | killing feather | 40 |
| #521 | laser-broiled pear | 15 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #53 | makeshift crane | 15 |
| #171 | monomolecular yo-yo | 408 |
| #403 | mylar scout drone | 12 |
| #1462 | nanite-infested candy cane | 6 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #614 | oversized fish scaler | 8 |
| #49 | packet of mayfly bait | 2 |
| #861 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #265 | roboduck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #1033 | rogue swarmer | 51 |
| #886 | sawblade fragment | 52 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #1092 | solid gold bowling ball | 11 |
| #265 | solid gold pegleg | 14 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #174 | stuffed gray blob | 254 |
| #75 | tasteful black bow tie | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #375 | teddy borg | 28 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #896 | tires | 1 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #203 | toy maglev monorail | 7 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #910 | unstable laser battery | 48 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #1268 | vibrating cyborg knife | 6 |
| #622 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 8 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |