| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1076 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #1072 | 5-ball | 2 |
| #1068 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1419 | 8-ball | 6 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1369 | Bonerdagon necklace | 5 |
| #528 | Boss Bat bling | 6 |
| #1987 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1212 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #3202 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #535 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1258 | Drowsy Sword | 9 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #360 | Meleegra™ pills | 26 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #175 | Monstar energy beverage | 56 |
| #303 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #545 | SPF 451 lip balm | 3 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #189 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 36 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #123 | asparagus knife | 85 |
| #3571 | badass belt | 11 |
| #367 | bag of lard | 3 |
| #728 | barrrnacle | 18 |
| #268 | beaten-up Chucks | 2 |
| #248 | big bad voodoo mask | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #257 | bottle of antifreeze | 4 |
| #2557 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #420 | bottle of pirate juice | 2 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #151 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 4 |
| #221 | can of Red Minotaur | 21 |
| #364 | can of spinach | 6 |
| #280 | canopic jar | 18 |
| #457 | casino pass | 5 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #438 | chloroform rag | 3 |
| #537 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 19 |
| #457 | commemorative war stein | 22 |
| #396 | cool whip | 7 |
| #841 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #525 | depantsing bomb | 2 |
| #980 | drywall axe | 9 |
| #2187 | easter egg balloon | 9 |
| #332 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 36 |
| #87 | energy drink IV | 68 |
| #1073 | facsimile dictionary | 6 |
| #411 | fancy seashell necklace | 5 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #394 | funky dried mushroom | 13 |
| #751 | ghuol egg | 10 |
| #1074 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #1293 | giant discarded plastic fork | 5 |
| #1147 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #1042 | giant pinky ring | 11 |
| #203 | goatskin umbrella | 8 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #3465 | grue egg | 4 |
| #294 | half-rotten brain | 2 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #1240 | killing feather | 37 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #439 | leotarrrd | 3 |
| #347 | lihc eye | 47 |
| #501 | lihc face | 6 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #723 | lucky rabbit's foot | 9 |
| #658 | mind flayer corpse | 5 |
| #1713 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1292 | oversized fish scaler | 4 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #576 | purple glowstick | 2 |
| #1217 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #259 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 9 |
| #1183 | rogue swarmer | 47 |
| #295 | round green sunglasses | 2 |
| #747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #1137 | sawblade fragment | 45 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #955 | scroll of pasta summoning | 6 |
| #329 | shiny butcherknife | 2 |
| #1445 | shiny ring | 11 |
| #619 | silver shrimp fork | 2 |
| #1829 | solid gold bowling ball | 4 |
| #2122 | spectre scepter | 8 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #379 | spooky eyeliner | 6 |
| #767 | spooky lipstick | 4 |
| #1003 | spooky shrunken head | 2 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1583 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1655 | unstable laser battery | 33 |
| #2068 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #358 | vorpal blade | 14 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #137 | wool hat | 17 |
| #588 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
| #119 | yak whip | 1 |