PoJMFarmer

RankItemQuantity
#14381-ball1
#11491337 7r0uZ0RZ1
#14272-ball1
#12425-meat staff1
#14744-ball1
#4414-dimensional guitar1
#3365-Alarm Saucepan1
#14365-ball1
#14266-ball1
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#14867-ball1
#785ASCII shirt1
#413Bjorn's Hammer1
#924Boris's ring1
#1502Bulky Buddy Box1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#491Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket1
#481Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket1
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#454Disco Banjo1
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#470Elmley shades1
#440General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket1
#789Gnollish flyswatter1
#594Gnollish pie server1
#725Gnollish plunger1
#595Gnollish slotted spoon1
#679Iiti Kitty phone charm1
#775Jarlsberg's earring1
#691Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet1
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#996Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
#579Knob Goblin melon baller1
#1046Knob Goblin pants1
#1058Knob Goblin scimitar1
#746Knob Goblin spatula1
#1117Knob Goblin tongs1
#892Knob Goblin visor1
#217Knob pasty2
#694Maxwell's Silver Hammer1
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#988Mohawk wig1
#597Mr. Joe's bangles1
#844Orcish baseball cap1
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#292Pasta Spoon of Peril1
#780Pine-Fresh air freshener1
#476Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket1
#646Rock and Roll Legend1
#734Sneaky Pete's breath spray1
#727Snow Queen Crown1
#694Tuesday's ruby1
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#1006acid-squirting flower1
#1006acoustic guitarrr1
#1432amulet of extreme plot significance1
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#887antique greaves1
#897antique helmet1
#906antique shield1
#948antique spear1
#855arrrgyle socks1
#433asbestos apron1
#387asbestos staff1
#478asbestos sword1
#1080asparagus knife1
#643asshat1
#2064astronaut pants1
#430balaclava1
#122bar whip1
#367barskin hat1
#784batblade1
#455beaten-up Chucks1
#572beer bong1
#673beer helmet1
#745bejeweled pledge pin1
#347big bad voodoo mask1
#1005big red clown nose1
#694black greaves1
#695black helmet1
#390black kettle drum1
#667black shield1
#727black sword1
#221blackberry moccasins1
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#964bloody clown pants1
#665bone rattle1
#980borg sock monkey1
#1053box1
#624broken sword1
#590bronze breastplate1
#1102bugbear beanie1
#1109bugbear bungguard1
#592bullet-proof corduroys1
#1095bum cheek1
#374buoybottoms1
#185calavera concertina1
#330cardboard katana1
#684cardboard wakizashi1
#1063chef's hat1
#545chintzy disco ball pendant1
#508chintzy saucepan earring1
#576chintzy seal pendant1
#527chintzy turtle brooch1
#409chocolate spurs1
#824chopsticks1
#46clockwork staff1
#798clown shoes1
#1284coconut shell1
#597coffin lid1
#777cold ninja mask1
#864cool whip1
#522corn holder1
#568corncob pipe1
#850cornuthaum1
#706crowbarrr1
#597cup of infinite pencils1
#840cyborg stompin' boot3
#1292dead guy's watch1
#1205delicious salad10
#375denim axe1
#1064diamond-studded cane1
#597didgeridooka1
#1096dirty hobo gloves1
#1849disco ball1
#1718disco mask1
#587distressed denim pants1
#1853disturbing fanfic1
#359dollhive26
#931draggin' ball hat1
#374dreadlock whip1
#1979drywall axe1
#554dungeoneer's dungarees1
#399eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest1
#896eXtreme mittens1
#856eXtreme scarf1
#504effluvious emerald1
#541energy drink IV1
#477enormous hoop earring1
#402eye-pod1
#1086eyepatch1
#952f3d0r41
#1000filthy corduroys1
#972filthy knitted dread sack1
#529fire poi1
#955flaming crutch1
#941flaming talons1
#496foam noodle1
#793foolscap fool's cap1
#256frigid hankyū1
#826frilly skirt1
#731frozen nunchaku1
#541furniture dolly1
#427furry pants1
#642ga-ga radio1
#387giant cactus quill1
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#564giant foam finger1
#1255giant needle1
#2536giant pinky ring1
#3940gingerbread bugbear1
#1335gingerbread mutant bugbear4
#224glow-in-the-dark dart gun1
#1109glowing red eye1
#821goat beard1
#573goatskin umbrella1
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#501grave robbing shovel1
#3897grue egg3
#103grumpy old man charrrm bracelet1
#374halfberd1
#647happiness1
#325headhunter necktie1
#541heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr1
#1877helmet turtle1
#434herb brownies44
#148hipposkin poncho1
#550hippy medical kit1
#578hippy protest button1
#460hors d'oeuvre tray1
#606huge spoon1
#729hypodermic needle1
#480iGoogly43
#426icy-hot katana1
#2351immense cyborg hand1
#739infernal insoles1
#691invisible bag1
#683irate sombrero1
#1282iron pasta spoon1
#1887irradiated candy cane3
#506keg shield1
#531kick-ass kicks1
#918killing feather44
#1898kneecapping stick1
#737laser-broiled pear12
#1295lead necklace1
#692leather chaps1
#897leather mask1
#670leotarrrd1
#905lihc face1
#456linoleum crossbow1
#521linoleum sword1
#1297little paper umbrella1
#1976lucky rabbit's foot1
#425lupine sword1
#1220magical ice cubes1
#677maiden wig1
#1299mariachi pants1
#132meatspout staff1
#671mesh cap1
#791miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#364moonglasses1
#600mullet wig1
#1406mushroom fermenting solution4
#3705nanite-infested candy cane1
#1043nanite-infested eggnog5
#2618nanite-infested fruitcake2
#1086nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear5
#361natty blue ascot1
#858ninja hot pants1
#628ninja mop1
#840oozenog5
#1955oversized fish scaler1
#879oversized pizza cutter1
#1890oyster basket1
#1761pail1
#396palm-frond toupee1
#1584pants of the Slug Lord1
#1565pasta spoon1
#688pat-a-cake pendant1
#192penguin whip1
#611perforated battle paddle1
#681pirate shirt1
#592pitchfork1
#288pixel hat1
#2126polyalloy shield1
#1184pool cue1
#730prosthetic forehead1
#377pygmy nose-bone1
#96rainbow crossbow1
#557ram stick1
#489rave whistle1
#1506ravioli hat1
#577reinforced beaded headband1
#611rice bowl1
#1123ridiculously huge sword1
#666ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon1
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#638round purple sunglasses1
#849rusty grave robbing shovel1
#884sabre teeth1
#683safarrri hat1
#1709saucepan1
#442scorpion whip1
#1671seal-clubbing club1
#1055seal-skull helmet1
#399serpentine sword1
#436shiny butcherknife1
#2957shiny ring1
#892silver shrimp fork1
#534sk8board1
#1414skeleton bone1
#509skewer-mounted razor blade1
#349snake shield1
#397snarling wolf shield1
#475snorkel1
#803snowboarder pants1
#747solid gold pegleg1
#138special sauce glove1
#822spiked femur1
#1398spooky bicycle chain1
#1219spooky stick1
#682spork1
#606star hat1
#309star staff1
#420star sword1
#1825stolen accordion1
#324stone baseball cap1
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#766sucky decal1
#1487support cummerbund1
#964swashbuckling pants1
#525sweet ninja sword1
#284sword behind inappropriate prepositions1
#505tap shoes1
#450thermos full of Knob coffee1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#1124tiny shaker of salt1
#488tip jar1
#1051titanium assault umbrella1
#921toy maglev monorail1
#2475toy ray gun1
#2262toy space helmet1
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#2588vibrating cyborg knife1
#1043viking helmet1
#673vitachoconutriment capsule7
#896vorpal blade1
#687walrus-tusk earring1
#511war tongs1
#586white collar1
#603white hat hacker T-shirt1
#810white satin pants1
#854white sword1
#615witch hat1
#567witty rapier1
#1245wolf mask1
#428wonderwall shield1
#811wooden stakes1
#596wool hat1
#554worn tophat1
#590wreath of laurels1
#606yohohoyo1

Wow, that's 562 items total!

what items are this player missing?