| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #462 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 2 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #15 | Nardz energy beverage | 106 |
| #524 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 4 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1015 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #217 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 2 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #1468 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #854 | corpsedriver | 5 |
| #1465 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #1245 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #1414 | duct tape | 10 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #198 | gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #340 | handful of sawdust | 11 |
| #1538 | killing feather | 31 |
| #2488 | laser-broiled pear | 9 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #998 | monomolecular yo-yo | 23 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3074 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1414 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #720 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 7 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #926 | nanofiber cloth | 3 |
| #414 | polyalloy shield | 8 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2470 | rogue swarmer | 8 |
| #1716 | sawblade fragment | 32 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #1006 | teddy borg | 6 |
| #1189 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #606 | theoretical string | 19 |
| #296 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 2 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #748 | toy hoverpad | 13 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #1654 | unstable laser battery | 33 |
| #873 | vibrating cyborg knife | 8 |
| #2456 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 4 |
| #1356 | yeti fur | 8 |