CrackMaster 3000

RankItemQuantity
#86Bash-Ōs boxtop11
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#1442Green Clover of Justice1
#617Zim Merman's guitar1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#32bounty-hunting pants1
#16bounty-hunting rifle2
#2320duct tape1
#2508heart necklace2
#1219hobo nickel4
#3662rubber WWSPD? bracelet1
#1982spade necklace3
#2792stuffed Baron von Ratsworth3
#2602stuffed Cheshire bitten18
#3539stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech12
#3765stuffed angry cow11
#2547stuffed astral badger19
#3591stuffed baby gravy fairy12
#907stuffed can of asparagus2
#162stuffed caterpillar1
#3917stuffed cocoabo10
#905stuffed dodecapede2
#2815stuffed flaming gravy fairy17
#2691stuffed frozen gravy fairy18
#954stuffed ghuol whelp1
#2798stuffed hand turkey17
#2302stuffed key4
#3566stuffed mind flayer12
#2753stuffed mink3
#3118stuffed monocle1
#395stuffed ninja snowman11
#4051stuffed scary death orb10
#2456stuffed shoulder parrot6
#2929stuffed sleazy gravy fairy16
#3108stuffed snowy owl14
#3405stuffed spooky gravy fairy13
#3359stuffed stinky gravy fairy13
#2930stuffed teddy butler2
#2940stuffed tin of caviar2
#1928stuffed treasure chest9
#4018stuffed undead elbow macaroni10
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#956tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf8
#2119tiny plastic Axe Wound3
#962tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth5
#946tiny plastic Beelzebozo5
#385tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#1480tiny plastic Black Knight5
#2069tiny plastic Bonerdagon2
#1493tiny plastic Boss Bat3
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#6232tiny plastic Cheshire bat2
#620tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4313tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#653tiny plastic Felonia7
#1251tiny plastic G Imp6
#1254tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser6
#1258tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester6
#2171tiny plastic Hellion3
#1092tiny plastic Iiti Kitty7
#739tiny plastic Knob Goblin King6
#921tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter8
#1475tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl5
#1763tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist4
#1455tiny plastic Knott Yeti5
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#2766tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy2
#1239tiny plastic Protagonist6
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#1030tiny plastic Spam Witch7
#1224tiny plastic Spunky Princess6
#1521tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski3
#915tiny plastic The Man5
#1744tiny plastic Trouser Snake4
#1810tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo2
#1764tiny plastic XXX pr0n4
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#948tiny plastic angry bugbear8
#1241tiny plastic anime smiley6
#930tiny plastic apathetic lizardman8
#1743tiny plastic astronomer4
#6173tiny plastic baby gravy fairy2
#8131tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#2793tiny plastic beanbat2
#4482tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#6190tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball2
#830tiny plastic blooper9
#548tiny plastic brainsweeper13
#834tiny plastic briefcase bat9
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8101tiny plastic cocoabo1
#4889tiny plastic coffee pixie3
#926tiny plastic conservationist hippy5
#1489tiny plastic cubist bull5
#1060tiny plastic demoninja7
#952tiny plastic drunk goat8
#1017tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#1740tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus4
#1250tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker6
#1485tiny plastic fluffy bunny5
#925tiny plastic fruit golem8
#6184tiny plastic fuzzy dice2
#6236tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick2
#6160tiny plastic ghuol whelp2
#1434tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers5
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#857tiny plastic goth giant9
#6105tiny plastic grue2
#2799tiny plastic handsome mariachi2
#4599tiny plastic hermit1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#8132tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#6079tiny plastic killer bee2
#1462tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box5
#6176tiny plastic leprechaun2
#8105tiny plastic levitating potato1
#1467tiny plastic lobsterfrogman5
#6166tiny plastic mosquito2
#1037tiny plastic mutant elf1
#1766tiny plastic ninja snowman4
#2601tiny plastic pastamancer2
#6138tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime2
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#1466tiny plastic scary clown5
#4452tiny plastic seal clubber1
#1218tiny plastic senile lihc6
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#1082tiny plastic smarmy pirate7
#1722tiny plastic spiny skelelton4
#6205tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton2
#967tiny plastic spooky vampire8
#6132tiny plastic stab bat2
#6172tiny plastic star starfish2
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#979tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#845tiny plastic taco cat9
#1727tiny plastic topiary golem4
#1375tiny plastic turtle tamer4
#1067tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni7
#827tiny plastic warwelf9
#1727tiny plastic whitesnake4
#726tiny plastic zmobie10
#1041worthless knick-knack1
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1

Wow, that's 712 items total!

what items are this player missing?